Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road

hello mutual before you gossip or vaguepost please send me a 2 page dossier in the dms. thanks. much appreciated.

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

margaret qualley divorcing jack antonoff is going to be so chic when it happens

ready to greet the day, worthless pig?

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.