no comment.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

ROMO, Relief of Missing Out, thank you Cillian Murphy

stomach hair is the most important thing in the whole world

choose your character

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels