dude are we talking horses

reblog to make a sensitive young tenderqueer smoke an entire pack

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

bro... our blades are thirsting for blood, bro... we must slake their thirst with violence, bro... else we are consumed by these compulsions entirely, bro...

Show daddy that nice picture again

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

i do not know how to communicate to other usamericans that 99% of the time No, you do not need to and should not bring your dog to that public space

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

Charlie Kirk's soul was trapped in sora 2 and when they shut it down he got sealed away forever and now he's in there screaming 24/7