dude are we talking horses

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

When a popular girl you follow reblogs your post its like getting pinned to the wall and kissed by her without any of your own input

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

they don’t want you to know this but Hi

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

drawing robots in dresses is healthy mechs in cute flowy skirts is so good for your health it makes you live a long life i think you should draw a giant machine in a cute dress every doctor reccomends this!!!!

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer