when you knocked me down / you forgot to blind me

"Super Trouper" by ABBA

"Koopa Cape" from Mario Kart Wii

"We Are Number One" from Lazytown

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65

"Crank That" by Soulja Boy

"Walkin on the Sun" by Smash Mouth

BAH sound effect from New Super Mario Bros Wii

"Some Nights" by fun.

"one bad gloop" by ricebubs

"Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd

"Spiderwebs" by No Doubt

Sigurd

Kid(s): Seliph

"1) he's on the banner. 2) he's the only dad to canonically die 3) he canonically dies to one of the most powerful fire tomes in the series. You know he's HOT. 4) genuinely seems to be a good dad and tries his best for the time he knows Seliph, even though it isn't a lot of time at all."

*note: the HOT Sigurd joke should not have made me laugh as hard as it did. Literally the most basic joke ever that I've heard 100 times but it never fails.

Chrom

Kid(s): Lucina, one other (depending on who you pair him with)

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

I'm trying to start a movement here

[ID: The first 3 images are edited versions of the "Let's take ibuprofen together" meme. The captions now say "Let's read shoujo together". They each show a person holding their hand out to the viewer; a character from the series Benigyokuzui, Mob from Mob Psycho 100, and Jerma. / end ID]