anthropomorphic ball of anxiety

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

boromir: and what would a mere ranger know of this?

eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?