Jenna Marbles: I Made That Awful Jeans Chair Sentence Starters
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“Do you know how many hours it took me to make that hat and those shoes?”
“We’re in this for the long haul, bud. It’s not gonna take five minutes.”
“I don’t know if you’ve ever been, like, eight years old before, but you can’t just staple everything together. It doesn’t work.”
“Who is this craft for!?”
“As horrid, and terrible, and awful as it is… it kind of fucking rules. And I kind of want it.”
“I know we shouldn’t make it, but I’m gonna make it!”
“I have two pairs of jeans. And I resent both of them for being uncomfortable.”
“How are you allowed to just post make believe things onto the internet?”
“I’m getting hot and angry.”
“This looks like the weirdest murder scene ever.”
“Well, here’s our semi-completed circle of hell.”
“This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“It’s ugly. It’s stupid. It’s infuriating. It makes me so angry, that’s why it belongs in my house.”
“The craft isn’t things that make sense.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever been more angry.”
“I hate it. It doesn’t work.”
“If we, like, breathe on it right now, it’s gonna fall apart.”
“It is the worst thing in the whole world, and it cost $140 to make.”
“You know why I’m so mad? ‘Cause this is fucking comfortable.”
“Don’t you sabotage me like this. You watched me toil over the creation of this.”
“It goes with the vibe, which is fancy beautiful fancy people.”
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