The World is a Plane

Fuck yea <3

I really hope so

are miracles real? or they just figments of dreams from alternate realities that briefly burn into our own?

(laughter) WTF, could use some of this this week. Let’s see what the universe provides.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

What’s everyone doing for Valentine’s Day?

Fingering myself

reblogging because sex ed is usually shit but it’s really really important

Y’all this is important!!!

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

Just remembered the one Korn music vid where Lil Jon, Xzibit, Snoop and David Banner stood in as the band and 11 year old me just thinking they were the band for years.

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

Taking a video of me jerking my penis but the shutter speed matches the jerking speed so it looks like im just holding it

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

if you warch all this you get to belive

This is it. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

the difference between the marlowe faustus and the goethe faust is that in the marlowe version mephistopheles shows up like ‘i’m a repressed gay man with magic powers and a complicated soul who laments the fact that he fell from heaven never to be loved again’ and in the goethe version he shows up like ‘god is a moron and i’m here to FUCK’

I need you to know that I started a term paper today where I’m analyzing the fundamental differences between the presentation of religion and God in the two works and I hate that you just made my entire paper obsolete in just 64 words

i hate whoever invented vaping so much only a truly vile person could make smoking that much more unhealthy n worst of all that sexless