THE BLOG OF RANDOM SHIT

shadowbringers is going to tear me to bloody pieces i can already tell. post-heavensward had me punching the ground i won’t be ok when it comes back as the main plot

I'm so excited for you to suffer

the dark knight quest journals go batshit crazy setting my dick on fire for no reason shb is going to melt my skin clean off

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

You meet god

Whole, in one gulp.

Father of the Muffin Boy

Car's haunted

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

into the sky, where it turns into stars

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah

Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

REBLOG THIS AND THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED FROM WILL EXPLODE

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

Hell yeah king show more skin!

you guys are just posting anything these days

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

Would u still date me if my name was table of contents Be honest