Hello

sometimes my surgery scar hurts like i'm harry potter

Mahjong must be swiftly eradicated from the earth and all other realms

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for