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Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

"Average scientist discovers 1 new alien lifeform" actually just statistical error. Doctor First Contact Grace, who discovers 2637355 scientifically revolutionizing alien lifeforms every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

things used to be $5

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

problem with tv shows today is i think a lot of them want to be movies. 90 minute episodes with full cgi and a plot so streamlined theres no time for filler is not a tv show to me. tv shows need a low budget so they can afford to send the characters on weird detours to flesh out the universe. its healthy. its good for the ecosystem. you need a show wiki writers and tv tropes cataloguers can sink their teeth into.