Dream_of_Truths

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

I’m into this

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It’s gonna be named Rupert after one of the scientists pet parrot... Douglas Adams foretold it

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

how did you just spell “maneuver”?

sorry, manœuvre.

ur making the word “maneuver” real awkward bro

the o is giving the e the heimlich manœuvre

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

She’s a fucking adult who’s done more the past 5 years for equal rights and education than most will do in their entire life’s

If you bully Malala I will personally come to your house and break your arms.