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❀ Willmack HRPF

1. Lock the fucking door! (Respectfully) ongoing series (05/05/2026-now) rated Explicit

Camboy Mack X Guest Star Will

❀ Willmack + Bedmint HRPF

1. Drunk in Euro oneshoot (05/18/2026) rated Explicit

Willmack and Bedmint cross over at the World

❀ Bedmint HRPF

1. Untitled 1 oneshoot (06/21/2026) rated Teen Up

Connor never once gets jealous of Fraser’s friend, until one name mentioned.

2. Things Fraser does for Connor oneshoot (06/24/2026) rated Teen Up

Just things that Fraser does for Connor

3. Things Connor does for Fraser oneshoot (06/25/2026) rated Teen Up

Just things that Connor does for Fraser

4. Typa shi Bedmint do all night instead of sleeping onshoot (07/05/2026) rated Teen Up

Caffeine crash down slumber party with Bedmint

He scrolls so much in a day. Sometimes, he finds funny animal videos, tungtungtung sahur brainrot, place to go in Chicago—something like that, but mostly hockey. Mostly. Hockey.

Maybe it’s because he uses “hockey” tag a lot, thats why algorithm keeps finding him new unwatched hockey clip/content from other teams.

He usually skip other team’s video because he finds them really boring and annoying. Like, hawks content is waayyy better. Better than flyers who’s been milking on Gritty too much, or sharks who cant even edit their games’ highlights, or leafs with their full unedited video interviews, split it into 7, dump them on tiktok, then call it a day.

They’re all so fucking lame.

Give connor 5 minutes and he can give 30 names of team with worse social media handling than hawks with detailed reason of why are they suck. Only 30, because the best is hawks—obviously, and second best is bruins.

He tried. Scrolling down every bruins content from his fyp, but failed miserably every single time by scrolling it up again and watching it until it repeats again for another 2 or 3 times.

Their edits are sick! How could they get crystal clear game video? What camera did they use? Who made this edits?

Everything is just on point, and neat.

And don’t even get him started with their mini interviews. You know, the one where they seated their players in front of a black background and they asked things to them.

Their question is just so thoughtful and very branding for their players. Unlike hawks, who make mini interviews with stupid questions Connor found on reddit and tiktok.

He wonders who’s the mastermind behind those marvelous contents.

Without other admins knowing, he followed bruins with his second account just so he can put notification on whenever they posted something. Plus he doesn’t have to worry to accidentally like their post using blackhawks’ account anymore.

One day, the bruins posted a qna section on their story, “The boys are heading to the Van, any local food rec?”

Connor got the notification, and never in his live type that fast to send a qna.

I’m from Vancouver. I can take you to some local spots, only if you call it a date, Bruinsmin😏

It’s cheesy. But he’s shooting his shot. Besides, it’s his second account, using tungtungapologist as username, and random cat he found on internet for his profile picture.

Anyways—back to work, scroll some more, list some more, meeting some more, then make content with the players.

Until he got another notification. This time a dm from nhlbruins. He stares for a full minute. There is no way the nhlbruins answer his dm.

The nhlbruins answer his dm?

THE NHLBRUINS ANSWER HIS DM?????

Lol. 😂 Wrong account, Hawksmin?

Cold blood run through his veins. Wrong account?!

I’m actually from Vancouver too. That QNA was just for the engagement.

Connor tries to process everything, as he scrolls up to see previous messages. Fuckkkkk he did use the wrong account!

“Con, did you chat with the bruins on instagram?” He barely apologized to the Bruinsmin, before the other Hawksmin calls him out.

“N-no,”

He lock his phone real quick, “have you ask Tonya?” Sorry Tonya, for throwing you under the buss for Connor’s stupid mistake.

However, the other Hawksmin shrug off and ask Tonya instead.

Connor tries to calm himself before opening up his phone again, so he could think of reasonable excuse to give for the bruins. But his phone lit up with another notification read;

But I’m down for a date, though. -f