thinking about misa who’s pretty inexperienced and sam who’s trying to be very normal about this information. misa’s had one, singular, girlfriend and has never been with anyone else, has never ever participated in brojob program antics, or has never swapped hookup stories bc there aren’t any. misa doesn’t even have raya on his phone and sam is supposed to be completely normal about that. it’s cool. misa can be a prude and delicate little flower if he wants
sam is desperately trying to not come across as creepy as pries for more information, how far has he gone? what has he done? is the guy even interested in casual sex?? misa and casual sex, what a fucking concept! sam is interested in this a healthy amount, like he’s picking at a scab except it’s the idea of misa lying on his back, lips parted. misa is such an open book and even though he gets clammy and awkward about this, if sam even prods a little, he’ll open up. he’s kissed two people total. two, fucking two people in his whole life. he’s basically a virgin!
it’s not like sam is some casanova or sex pest but jesus christ, misa is putting up like middle school numbers or something. and sam feels like he should probably help out in some way, even if misa seems completely unbothered about his embarrassing lack of play. sam should show him the ropes, get him up to speed post long term girlfriend break up. he sets out to make misa a raya profile but somehow sam, who has totally normal friend intentions about this, ends up with his tongue down misa’s throat in an effort to confirm that he’s a good kisser and there’s nothing to worry about. sharp teeth and plush lips and a cute little whine. normal about it.
three people, sam is thinking deliriously. misa is just too nice for his own good, raya girls would eat him alive, it’s not the right thing for him. a friend would be better for misa to get back in the swings of things with. you’re my friend, misa says so genuinely. okay. yeah. sam is his friend and they could totally go about this in a normal manner, sam can handle this. the fact he’s going to be one of two people in the whole world who have ever had misa this way is not simultaneously making his head turn and making him lightheaded as all the blood in his body runs south.
