dear horse blog. today i offer to the culture: problematic age gap and probably (definitely) unethical chernysamisa🙂↕️🙂↕️ just picture it: vets chernymisa who are an established couple, welcoming to the team young bright eyed rookie defenseman sam. sam doing anything for their approval, trying his hardest to be the very best, most funniest, most useful rookie there's ever been. doing his little one man shows just to make them crack a smile. misa and cherny notice how attached to them he is, but it's normal, they've had dozens of rookies looking up to them before. but the difference is that this rookie has been harboring a crush on the older couple
one day misa gets boarded really badly and sam sees red, goes after the guy with the intent to kill and busts his knuckles on the other player's face. that they notice, misa wasn't even injured, just a little bruised. after the game, when everyone's gone and it's just the three of them they talk to him about what happened, how he didn't have to do that. sam just looks at them and says "i just care about you two so much" in the most charged and intense way and oh. oh, misa we have to keep him.
and you best believe they make him their their controversially young boytoy, they're passing him around like a blunt, misa is bouncing on it until sam passes out, cherny edges him for hours, they use that boy like it's their job and sam is exactly where he wants to be. it's not lost on their teammates how sam never stays with his designated roommate during roadies or how now he's perpetually sandwiched between misa and cherny. they consider several times sending an hr complaint, but they can't risk losing their best players just because they're fucking the rookie (hockey amarite)
anyways, that's my alloted hornyposting of the day😋
chernymisa: isn't it crazy that you were in preschool when we got drafted🚬
sam, drunk out of his mind: can yuo put that out on me
thank you for this wonderful submission. this is so absolutely 110% my disgusting freak agenda 🚬
when i had thought about rookie x vets for these three it had always been rookies samisa and vet cherny, but im kind of fucking with controversially young boytoy sam dickinson…. like we all know that puppy is eager to please. maybe that puppy just needs to be collared by two men twice his age! i think it would do him a lot of good.
my previously discussed chernysamisa thesis is soft dom sam, mean switch cherny, and puppy sub misa……… HOEVEER for this au i would love a puppy sub top sam, mean dom cherny, and pathetic bottom switch misa kind of dynamic. like, cherny is running this shit. sam is a top in the position sense but because of the fucked up power dynamics is fully at cherny and misa’s whims. and misa, who has been cherny’s sub for years, now snarks at sam and mostly tortures sam by using him like a toy at cherny’s direction.
am i… a whore on the internet?