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sam and misa where they’re living together in their sophomore season and while they would maybe get some side eyes for their behavior before, they weren’t attached at the hip and could be normal when it came down to it, but now, post-moving in, they’ve completely lost it. yes, they can go places separately but sam is showing up to breakfast with vin and mario, and they can literally see the hair imprints on his arm from where misa was no doubt laying on it only minutes earlier. is it really going places separately if everyone can see the other’s body carved into you?
they have people over at their apartment and suddenly sam will stand up and say, okay, thanks for coming over, get out. and it’s because misa yawned once. or similarly, sam is yapping at breakfast and misa will come sit down next to him with his plate already made (from the hotel buffet but still!). everyone is betting on when the last time misa drove anywhere was. no one wants to find out why the second bedroom and guest bedroom are indistinguishable
sam dickinson two girlfriend phenomenon. send post
okay but, his actual girlfriend who comes to visit san jose regularly but lives in toronto, and who he perfectly likes and laughs with. but there’s also michael misa who he practically lives with in san jose, and takes out on lunch dates, and bickers domestically with in the toffoli kitchen, and one time drunkenly made out with but they don’t talk about it (sam enforced rule).
everyone laughs it up, wait which girlfriend are you talking about? is mikey the side hoe or the main hoe? greedy ass sam dickinson! and it is funny, sam always laughs. he has his beautiful girlfriend and his michael misa, all to himself. so what if sometimes some wires get crossed and he looks at misa and thinks it would be really easy to curl up in his bed next to him and spend the rest of his life waking up to misa’s sleep puffy face and kissing him back into consciousness? that’s normal bro stuff, sam just wants misa to have that with someone, like sam has that with his actual girlfriend.
you know I'm surprised there isn't more werewolf aus of the sharks. read one sammisa werewolf fic once and I saw colors for the first time.
but point is I think theres a lot of fun to be had with the sharks like kinda exclusively highly drafting wolves for the past few years, and their current team being like an exact example of why GMs don't do that.
they've immediately formed a pack structure, they're all fooling around (their government assigned yaoi), the locker room smells so severely if you're a werewolf, Toff went from having his two werewolf boys with the Canadiens to like 7 in San Jose. Cat is more than happy to guide these pups through the next few years of their lives, but there's some real dynamic shit happening here that the coaches have to somewhat beat out of them.
You can't all jump someone for going after one of your packmates. There's some real territorialness going around in the locker room. Even to the non-wolves. Delly goes to a cafe and the werewolf couple next to him have to move tables he smells so strongly claimed by like 3 different Sharks pups.
The whole mack having his first fight for Will of it all. They can't separate the bonded pairs. Bad bad things would happen for their hockey.
Wennberg is getting bitten by Eky. Toff is getting bitten by Sam. Sam is covered head to toe in puppy-bites from Misa.
Other teams are watching the shark pups wrestle on the ice, and going, oh damn this is why we don't draft back-to-back wolves. (See SidGeno for a historical where they do draft back-to-back wolves and how seperating them or trying to turns out (( Sid immediately bonds with Mack goes oh yes I'm adopting you, and thinks that drafting wolves back-to-back works out just fine. they should do it more often. Look it gave Mack a boybestfriend just like it gave him his boymanbestfriend)) ).
They all get littermate syndrome I think.
They all get littermate syndrome!! I cheered. It's not a "real phenomenon" in the way that it's not a diagnosable syndrome, but there is something to be said about emotional dependency when young, influential pups aren't independently socialized.
I propose something of a buddy system where in each pair has to shuffle their guys around for lunch or an activity two to three times a week after practice. For pack bonding and healthy, neutral socialization. They draw names out of a hat. Toff is exempt 1- to tend to his most recent bite from Sam and 2- because he has to live with Misa (and Sam by extension)
Will ends up with Misa the first week and it's great. Misa's flexible and pretty quiet. Will takes him to a cafe and they people watch. Work on regulating their scents and not being completely obnoxious even if they're grumpy in public
Eky does not have the same experience with Sam. First they try running errands together. Eky needs groceries and Sam would probably benefit from a physical outlet like retrieving items off the shelf. Except he gets distracted talking to the florist outside the store, then he wants to stop and sniff everything. Inside isn't any better, he gets lost. Twice. #Eky defender for life though. Wenny deserved to be bitten. There's no good reason to grab a guy's candy, especially not the brand new bag of nice blackcurrant sours he had to pay import fees on.
Goalies are allowed to be codependent, because they aren't ever really on the ice at the same time anyway, so Ned and Ask mostly gossip about everyone else at lunch with Cherny tagging along. Delly joins sometimes, when he can't think of an excuse to shake off Will
Macklin should probably be kept on a leash, but somewhere in between Wenny debating the ethics of that with Toff, Reavo clips a resistance band around his belt and they're off down the hall to run extra drills in the weight room
Zack is fine. I think Toff forgot he's a wolf tbh. He and Graffer go to the movies
I love the idea that, rather than the "good" pick, GMMG chooses the best werewolf he can get away with drafting without having to explain extensibly why he has a dozen puppies on his roster right now. Calling up more wolves is purely coincidental. Nothing to do with pack loyalty or their future captain being neurotic and needing to scent everyone
Sidcros is THE mama bear on ice. His rookie spitfire has been kindled into something just as sharp and biting, but he's more calculating with it now. Especially if his own rookies are involved. Much to be said about Geno. And Tanger. And Flower. And Nate. And Kindy. And Macklin.
I have to admit, when I'm drawn to writing werewolves I usually get swept up in omegaverse or hybrid AUs. This is making me reconsider... Send more of this please
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Babe is my favorite ever. It's great for teasing before they're established it rolls off the tongue for me like dude. bro. babe. Same thing
Baby is always such a cute version of that especially in private or very intimate moments. I do like adding that to the Sam Toff dynamic where Toff calls him baby first (he picked it up from Cat really) and Sam's brain grabs onto it in every way like yes he's a whiny baby and also a cute baby and my baby and the team baby
Dumb name progressions that they both hate like Sam -> Sammy -> Sandwich, Misa -> Miso -> Soup
Overly formal nicknames like The Dickens, but also just Samuel and Michael "why are you laughing, that's my name" "yeah but it's just 'Michael' like you're 30 or something."
thinking about misa who’s pretty inexperienced and sam who’s trying to be very normal about this information. misa’s had one, singular, girlfriend and has never been with anyone else, has never ever participated in brojob program antics, or has never swapped hookup stories bc there aren’t any. misa doesn’t even have raya on his phone and sam is supposed to be completely normal about that. it’s cool. misa can be a prude and delicate little flower if he wants
sam is desperately trying to not come across as creepy as pries for more information, how far has he gone? what has he done? is the guy even interested in casual sex?? misa and casual sex, what a fucking concept! sam is interested in this a healthy amount, like he’s picking at a scab except it’s the idea of misa lying on his back, lips parted. misa is such an open book and even though he gets clammy and awkward about this, if sam even prods a little, he’ll open up. he’s kissed two people total. two, fucking two people in his whole life. he’s basically a virgin!
it’s not like sam is some casanova or sex pest but jesus christ, misa is putting up like middle school numbers or something. and sam feels like he should probably help out in some way, even if misa seems completely unbothered about his embarrassing lack of play. sam should show him the ropes, get him up to speed post long term girlfriend break up. he sets out to make misa a raya profile but somehow sam, who has totally normal friend intentions about this, ends up with his tongue down misa’s throat in an effort to confirm that he’s a good kisser and there’s nothing to worry about. sharp teeth and plush lips and a cute little whine. normal about it.
three people, sam is thinking deliriously. misa is just too nice for his own good, raya girls would eat him alive, it’s not the right thing for him. a friend would be better for misa to get back in the swings of things with. you’re my friend, misa says so genuinely. okay. yeah. sam is his friend and they could totally go about this in a normal manner, sam can handle this. the fact he’s going to be one of two people in the whole world who have ever had misa this way is not simultaneously making his head turn and making him lightheaded as all the blood in his body runs south.
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tbf my reaction to them [canadians] was a ‘….wait a minute 👀’
Unabashedly self aware enough to say if I have a "type" for hrpf it might be threeways. Like putting all my barbie dolls in a box and shaking them around together
This buzzy banter with this height difference that adds up to this trio... Insane.
