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samisa at a hotel two nights before a game. willmack is next door but they can hear the headboard SLAM into their walls. sam and mis give eachother a Look. their beds are against that same wall so they shake the bed pretending to have sex and willmack suddenly still.
and then suddenly it’s a competition where mack is moaning, just loud enough for sam and misa to hear while will is absolutely purposefully slamming the headboard faster. So. sam and misa do the same thing (after fighting who’s the hypothetical bottom) and they pull the same shit on them. mis is moaning and sam gets hard as fuck because there is a beautiful man next to him moaning and he’s hearing his teammates bang on the other side.
yes. and then samisa does fuck. much more obnoxiously than willmack once they get going at it, and suddenly they don’t care about making more noise they’re just full on dick in ass, misa’s hands behind his back and sam is gripping them, sam’s other hand is on the wall, and he’s absolutely trying to fold him in half while misa is crying from how good he feels into his pillow.
next morning they see willmack in the lobby and they just giggle and laugh and shove eachother. meanwhile willmack is like oh i didn’t know it was normal to be hooking up with your teammates after all! no one tell them please
my thing that i haven’t seen in other dickinson fics. well there’s a lot of them. but one prominent thing is this very specific flavor of size kink that’s secretly a competency kink underneath the physical aspects of it. bc like obviously sam is a Big Guy. and reading that article about his hockey journey he’s been a big guy for pretty much his whole life and that was his way of entry to hockey in some ways. and so i don’t think there’s arousal just at the thought of him being a Big Guy and other people being smaller. because like, that’s just normal. it’s how things always go.
what does make him get a little hot under the collar is when he’s being his big guy self and it doesn’t matter because someone else (cough cough mack cough cough misa cough cough sid) is too skilled/talented for his size to be an advantage. so it’s look at how much bigger i am (size kink) -> look at how much it doesn’t matter because of how awesome this person is (competency kink). and yeah the feeling of being kind of below someone but still getting attention etc is also a part of it probably
obviously this isn’t my read of literal sam dickinson it’s just part of how i move in my rpf world #myrpfworld
Sam is picking up a Chipotle order to bring back to Toff’s place, where he plans to watch Mike play Rocket League for a couple hours while he works up the energy to finish Breaking Bad, when he hears a voice go woah, he’s really tall. Which. Honestly, Sam gets that a lot, but not usually so blatantly, and not in such a weird whispery voice. It almost sounds like someone was whispering directly in his ear, a sort of strangely genderless and high-pitched tone.
He looks up from where he was fucking around on his phone, and he accidentally makes eye contact with a girl near the fountain drink table. Then, again, that weird voice— he’s looking at me! And after a second, ugh that was fucking awkward.
Sam stares for a moment longer, unable to shake himself out of the alarm about whatever just happened. Because he heard a voice that kind of seems like it belonged to that girl, except for the fact that her mouth never opened and no one else is this damn Chipotle seems like they heard anything. Hallucinations aren’t something Sam’s ever had to deal with, but maybe today's the day he’ll have to start.
A second later, his order is ready and he grabs it automatically, booking it to his car. Maybe the problem wasn’t Sam at all; maybe he was just in a weird, cursed Chipotle. He’ll tell Mike about what happened and he’ll probably agree, and then they can just never order from it again and it’ll all be okay.
When he gets to the Toffoli’s, Mike is on the couch with his arms up on the back of it. Stella is curled up next to him very politely, and Sam makes a loud cooing sound.
“Hi baby!” he says. Then, “Oh, and Stella too, I guess.”
Mike would usually groan at that, or maybe just purse his lips in that way he does when he’s trying to hide a smile, but instead— no reaction. Sam frowns. I’m gonna throw this takeout bag at the back of his head as retaliation, he thinks, and then he chucks the Chipotle at Mike’s fluffy mess of hair.
Except. Mike— dodges? What?
“Dude, what?” Sam says, eyebrows all the way up his forehead. “Are you a ninja suddenly?”
He leans over the side of the couch so he can get face to face with his guy, who has an oddly vacant look in his eyes. Sam elbows him in the chest, gets barely a flinch. I’m getting pretty concerned now, he thinks. He says, “What the fuck is up with you?”
Finally, Mike looks at him. His voice is low, almost haunted when he says, “I just heard Cat go on and on about Toff’s body hair for, like, a quarter hour.”
Sam blanches. “She talked to you about Toff’s body hair?”
“No,” Mike hisses, suddenly even closer. “She was thinking about it. I read her mind. And hey, speak louder, why don’t you?”
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dickie should start a rival samisa bookclub to beat the willmack bookclub except instead it’s just him and mike watching movie adaptations and it always ends in them either making out for 2hrs or falling asleep in a pile
the samisa dacryphilia thing is like. sam’s edginess about crying after losing the mem cup is so weird, and mike doesn’t actually care all that much, he thinks it was a normal thing to cry about but after sam gets all tense and soft about it, it’s like— yeah seeing him cry was sort of special. and seeing it again when dickie clearly isn’t chill about it would be even more special. so maybe he kind of wants to see it now. and, like, be the one to make it happen. again
ok literally can’t stop thinking about sam crying and misa wanting to see it happen again and even wanting to be the reason for it and it’s all bc of u
you and me both anon!!! like fr. it makes me feel crazy. and a thing that’s also kind of important to me is mike is not not chill about it. like sure he’s a little awkward about the whole thing but he isn’t freaking out about his desire or feeling guilty or anything like that. he just, very calmly and with a strength that’s a bit embarrassing, wants to make dickie cry.
So I basically keep getting videos if this really swaggy dude who does fun line-dances on my tiktok fyp and today I had the thought that he reminds me of Cherny.
The question I have is, who out of the other young guys do you think would be into line-dancing? Do you have any other thoughts on this? (Currently it's still a very undefined blob in my head, but it has potential right?)
Anyways, I hope you are doing well!! ξ๑ˊ ꈊˋ๑Ҙ
Crow I have so many random thoughts I'm glad you asked
My main line dancing thought/observation is that you have to do it confidently. It can be bad! Just keep moving and don't be an inconvenience on the floor. For that reason, Sam is the obvious pick and very willingly joins Cherny. He knows how to move and have a good time even if he looks dumb. For the same reasons I could see Chucky and Asky joining too. Zack is surprisingly good at dancing but horrible at explaining what to do. Nonetheless they preserve!
In my mind this is happening at a bar that also offers karaoke. so the split is dancing, singing, or sitting somewhere in the middle to watch both. Will and Macklin and Cags do terrible karaoke. Misa and Graf watch.
The NEW baby sharks; I think Ivar sits with Graf, while Lin dances, Keaton does karaoke
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quince and sandalwood by mangofruitster. Samisa. Papa toff fic of all time. Sam is decidedly calm about Misa going into heat
Smells Like [Not Quite] Teen Spirit series by crookedsilence. Natecale alpha/beta.
Bending My Rules by RedLightSpecial. Vet sharks puppy pile!! The rookies should be kicked out more often
Silver Trembling Hands by Anonymous. Natecale. Nate is decidedly calm about Cale going into heat
World building nerd's must reads:
all my dreams and all the lights by planetad. Sammack, Samisa, Sambeck, etc. Werewolf Sam in situations. More by the same author; willmack alpha/alpha, and beta/omega
Non-Traditional A/B/O series by whitchbhitch. Tomlatts, tknp, willmack. I love how creative this series is with dynamics!! Also this leno/PLD
rebound effects by demotu-writes. Edmunton Polycule. Porn with tons of plot, the first two chapters are amazing so far I love the depiction of female alphas biology it's so creative
i was kind of talking about this in a call but genuinely samisa has the same dynamic as monday night hook up. but it’s a sort of dynamic you can only get with friends with benefits bullshit. for example.
they’ll be kissing eachother and then misa will just yank sam’s hair back and go ‘yo. what did i say we are not fucking with ur stupid ass family guy shirt on’ and sam would groan dramatically while he throws his shirt off. and then misa would grin like a little shit cause his hair looks unflattering as hell and they’d kiss some more. but there’s no hard feelings about it, there’s no romantic ‘taking the shirt off for the other person gesture and sparkles on their eyes’, just two dudes who wanna bang. and it’s that simple sometimes.
or they’ll be playing modern warfare on the couch, misa would get pissed off and throw the controller at sam’s chest, and then the game is paused and they’re wrestling. hes shoving his fingers in his mouth making immature sex jokes, they’re shoving eachother down to the floor trying to get on top to put eachother in a chokehold, mockingly telling eachother ‘gooood boy’ whenever they start to lose. oh whoops now they’re wrestling on the couch with no clothes. how did that happen
or car sex, where they’re just laughing at eachother cause they keep ending up in awkward positions. how they always have to duck their heads to weird angles and sam is absolutely fucking making fun of misa’s chin at this angle. but they still do indeed bang. and all is well and they’re trying to do their pants up again but the playlist auto played something dumb so they’re shitting themselves laughing at it. and it’s all causal and light and horny so they don’t gaf.
obviously samisa does have that ohhhh fuck i like this guyyy but i’ve never had that happen to me so i genuinely can’t imagine it. maybe one day ill get attached to my fwb but for now its all a mystery baby. needless to say samisa is VERY fun to write cause they are so dudebro.
Berkly Catton: Teammate with the weirdest tape job?
Andrew Gibson: I’m not a huge tape guy, like I haven’t paid attention that much. I’d have to go my roommate Sam Dickinson. He’s got a weird thing going on his toe there. Kinda got the Jamie Benn going on there.
Sam Dickinson: When I was younger my dad told me, “You don’t have much skill, so there’s no point in doing the toe.” He’s like, “You should never be pulling off a toe drag, so maybe just avoid taping that and you won’t even try.” And I was like, “You know what, that makes a pretty good amount of sense.”
Dickinson: I keep it pretty simple. I'm not really a huge guy with the tape and my tape jobs or anything like that, you know I like to keep it pretty simple. Just kind of cover that middle part of the blade, I've never really taped the toe or anything like that. And then again with like, retaping it, you know I'm not also the biggest on that. When it needs to be [retaped], l'll retape it for every game. You know I'm not one of those guys who's retaping it every period or anything like that, but l've never been, again huge on the whole tape job thing. You know, I find whatever tape works for me, it's worked for me for a while now. So l'll just stick with it. The tape on my knob is pretty simple as well. It goes from a- you know, I try to go opposite here, so l go higher rolls of tape on the top, down lower. So 8-6-4-3-2, and then just kind of ride it down a little bit there. Just regular normal tape, no grip tape or anything like that. Couple of drawing things down here, that's about it.
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Sam and Mikey seem like they're cuddlers. After a game, stuck in a hotel room, I just picture Sam pulling Mikey into his arms and nuzzling into his hair because Mikey's bitching that Sam has the AC on 60 degrees and he's frozen.
well yes.
they don't catch the same accusations as willmack because publicly they're normal about each other but as soon as they're in private it's another story. the extra bed in the hotel room is a waste of sharks money but nobody mention that. one bed, tiktok open, constant bitching at each other but all while misa is sprawled out on top of sam, face in neck, sam lowkey sniffing his hair...
obsessed with the article where ryan lin gets asked about being a role model for asian kids and he’s like “i’m from richmond i didn’t think too hard about that growing up”
kid growing up in a city where 75% of the population is east, south or southeast asian watching NHL games for the first time: huh. i didn’t know they also did that