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Eminem joined ISIS

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every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

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howtofuckyourkramer

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

alastairvox

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

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"080319073424" (2008), ANGEL SWEETFACE

yourtongzhihazel

France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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anarqueeen

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

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bark-barkley

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

softwetmoss

And also occasionally by pufferfish

systemofmemes

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girl will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a mans parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

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spider-shoes

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

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longnuts

Don't be mean to yourself it's weird

eightbitpale

I know I’m telling on myself here, but it really bugs me when vampire media describes blood as “sweet”. Like yes I understand that you’re trying to make it sound appetising to the audience but that is simply not part of the flavour profile!! Blood is SAVOURY it is MINERAL it is SHARP and it is possibly even VIVID if we’re getting abstract with it. Sweetness is not a requirement for tastiness. Please go savour a ribeye and come back to me when you appreciate the hypnotic allure of the umami

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