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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

ARIANA: crazy how ? pretty sure i must’ve been drunk enough to drop it once or twice before. really, really ! would i lie to u ? don’t answer that .. there would be a great reason, of course :) :) pls i’m sure my postmates guy is tired of seeing my face by now ! besides, chef payne sounds like /everything/ tbh

LIAM: oh. yeah. for sure, love. except.. this is the first time while we're not together so excuse me while i use those words to repair years ego damage. shit, i might even get it printed on a shirt. fine, i'll keep my fly trap shut on that one ;) aw, i highly doubt it, love. mainly because i can't even get tired of seeing you. does it ? might have to get it printed on a lil apron.

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@charlieputh: @liampayne gq does know how to throw a fancy shindig, yeah. now i'm doomed. anyway, this should just guarantee my invite for next year lol

@liampayne: @charlieputh they do and it's crazy because it's this massive ballroom and like.. five of us. it should someone tell GQ and also tell vogue i still want my ski trip

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@justinbieber: trust me, man, it wasn't fucking easy. actually, it was one of the hardest things i've ever done before. but whatever. anyway, jay bieber for the fucking win ... make it happen and wE'LL HAVE THAT ALBUM

@justinbieber: "DiD yOu CoME" headass, of course :)

@liampayne: seriously ? i mean.. i'm sure spilling your guts to a random is hard but one of the HARDEST ? that's fucking intense. listen let's play a game where you put your album out first

@liampayne: and you didn't call ? i see how it is

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@madisonbeer: good. me too. i haven't left the beach since i got here, ur way behind on the sun memo, sir.

@liampayne: i feel the judgement coming but like... it's fine because i'll have a better tan than you anyways

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@charlieputh: @liampayne does 'everywhere' include fancy ass places? if so, what's it take to be invited :)

@liampayne: @charlieputh if that was the case, mate, you should of came with me to my GQ dinner. it was a time, i'll say

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@madisonbeer: i'm always up for it ;)

@madisonbeer: u going to be in hawaii, baby, or do i have to come find u?

@liampayne: i'm here as we speak. about to go get in the sun, actually. pale skin is not passable during any season. what ya up to ?

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PERRIE: nah, generally i'm aware i'm an annoyance so i simply respond ready to face that

PERRIE: classic like a big mix of both ? both very solid choices, but i was more a backstreet boys kinda girl over *nsync, or bUSTED. does ur ego feel okay after that ? the only way i can know if that's true is ... if ... u ... tell me a secret you've never told anyone :) ready, steady, go ! yes, and i was in ibiza anyway so a double holiday for me ! are you going ?

LIAM: an annoyance ? now i'd like to talk to the person who made you feel like that was even remotely true

LIAM: okay, okay. i get that. i was probably more into the backstreet boys and busted but i got into JT as a solo artist and then.. the comparisons began lol. fuck. a secret i've never told anyone ? uh... bloody hell, i don't know. i feel like i run my trap a bit too much for there to be THAT big of a secret. of course, i'm already here. you know i'm a guy who loves a bit of a holiday.

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cody: i'm rusty when it comes to that though, you might actually be the one to beat me. alright cool, let's do it. first step is waking up at the ass crack of down & doing pushups. it'll be intense at first, but after the second hour you'll be used to it. idk wrestlers are another breed, they're too fucking hardcore even for me. probably only $50, if i weren't already stressed then i'd make the pricer higher, but i'm feeling nice

liam: i don't know, mate. i wouldn't go around doubting your skills but i'd love to see 'em. you see.... i left that life behind the last time i went on a tour. i'm more of a.. 2pm workout kind of guy but i guess i could adjust. yeah, i'm sure those guys are on bloody crack the way they train and fight. $50 it is, i think i'm good enough with my american currency now that i can agree with that

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

ARIANA: u have the ability to make me say a couple of words, so let's start there ;) just one ? i need u to know that's nearly impossible when u look that damn good. unfair ! okay the muscles r actually vvVv important, although ur face alone would carry u far :/ cAN U RESPONSIBLE WITH FEEDING ME AFTER TOO BC ? i gET HUNGRY WHEN I'M EMO

LIAM: oh right that phrase you spilled the other day. /crazy/ if you ask me, still can't believe that one. really ? i don't know man, i wouldn't know. you're sweet, love. lmaoo. YES, ACTUALLY. i told ya, i'm working on my cooking skills but i also need to learn how to make more vegetarian things for ya.

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@justinbieber: it's not really holding it in when my therapist hounds me for information. lmao chase the bag, the groupies can wait /after/ the album

@justinbieber: alright, you caught me .. let me know when you're the city and i'll sneak my way into a booth lol

@liampayne: listen, i heard therapy is a charm so you're already on the right track. i'd try it myself.. but i'm more of a do it yourself kind of guy. lmaoooo got you, manager

@liampayne: i'm actually in hawaii. did you come ?

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

ARIANA: boy, u will keep way more if u keep this whole thing up ;) are u kidding ? i pretty much live in my ' i heart liam ' t-shirt tbh. i, the biggest / smallest italian pizza, think u should drop the steak n eat something else :) whAT AM I GONNA DO, HUUUUH ?!?! I'M GONNA ...cry

LIAM: i can keep a lot of things up, i just need the word ;) fuck, now i need to make it happen. choose your favorite picture of me because we're doing it. if i dropped the protein then where am i going to get all the muscles from ? :/ asparagus does NOT make biceps. FUCK THEN I'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT

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ARIANA: ur right, but u keeping it up makes me swoon ! we love n appreciate a good bad boy on this side tbh. but ... that's a step up. ur fine for /now/. talking shit abt the croutons but :) no, i'm holding my tongue :) bc ur killing me here :) stAY OUT OF MY PLATE N I'LL DO THE SAME :)

LIAM: that's pretty promisin', at least i know i can still keep your attention ;) whew, then i must be a fan favorite for you then. no, no. the floor is yours, grande. speak your mind :) I'M IN YOUR PLATE WHAT YA GONNA DO

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ARIANA: wow fancy schmancy ! i see u ! i'm sorry, u said filet mignon n like ... if it's bloody / hella rare, don't be surprised if i leave :) thE WORLD IS NOT ENDING :) n fuck a salAD, I ONLY WANT CROUTONS :) :)

LIAM: ahhh, this shouldn't be new info to you, baby girl. hey ! that's rubbish. i'm a man who enjoys a nice medium well steak. the blood is one step too far than i'm willing to take. :) bloody hell ?? that's disgusting. especially if you decide to put dressing ://

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ヽɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴍssɢ ─── liam 🤠

ARIANA: come scoop me ! i'm in the citttttty until tomorrow n then it's off to the next show. expect glares from across the table bc that's ... unnecessary but ima clamp :) :)

LIAM: i got you, let me... get the car from the valet and i'll be on my way. lmaoo what did i do to deserve glares ? the world ending is more of a reason to eat meat :) but i'd buy a salad for you

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cody: i used to box before i started my show, now it's just constant football drills & it's kicking my ass. wanna switch? oh, wrestling is still pretty great imo. i just don't get how they can be friends after one of them bashes the other's head open, i'd be heated lol. fruit punch with any alcohol is disgusting. that's something you drink when you're REALLY going through it, i'd say. pay up & i will

liam: that's fucking dope. we have to box together sometime just so you can teach me a thing or twelve. i'm a pretty SOLID learner. we can switch 10/10. i need to live in your shoes for at least 24 hours. literally. like.. you're paying all my bloody medical bills after that, i don't even care. it's fucking gross and fruit punch makes it worse. i don't have time. okay, how much are we putting on it then ?

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@madisonbeer: i feel like we're going to need a couple more recording sessions after that... what about u? ;)

@liampayne: i think it'd be a good idea if you're up for it. :) especially since.. that song never got finished ;)

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