i decided to try my hand at some baking today , that was a fucking disaster in of itself . not only did the damn cake explode in the oven , which i have no clue how that’s even possible , but whatever --- ricky also thought it was funny to switch my sugar with salt . did i beat his ass afterwards ? absolutely . so now he has to cook an entire five course meal for me . if anyone wants leftovers , i’ll have him deliver it to your doorstep too . consider me charitable or whatever .











