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SEL: fruit enthusiast you got that right. you also forgot ambassador, influencer and philanthropist.. while we're here.. donate to A21.org

SEL: well i could name u a few differences but i guess we'll pass on that for the night !

C: thanks for the info, sel, now i can update my selena gomez fanpage. siiiiiick. yes, yes, please take all of my money cause it's evil

cody: ... is this you admitting that you've been tied up before? i'm tempting to go straight to tmz with this kind of info. at least you got some kind of benefit out of it, like saying you actually went lol

cody: hard hitting questions like what? who's his plastic surgeon bc they did a fucked up job? i can't say shit about the rap game because i just joined it lmao, i'm trying to keep it neutral with everyone. come work out with me then, you can experience first hand how good it feels to get a work out in

cody: they'd beat the shit out of you & erase your mind right after, that's how fucked up i imagine them to actually be. might need to hire a few guards too, while you're at it. i'm no one you need to worry about :)

charlie: i cannot confirm or deny anything, but i will say that enough bourbon in my system leads to a whole lot of crazy. expose me, i could use a scandal. agreed, best / worst years of my life

charlie: you know what? it wasn’t on the list until you mentioned it cause i realized he looks like a discount clark kent. i’m expecting straight fire from you, cody, the bar is set pretty fucking high rn. i’ve seen you and your jacked. like, jacked jacked. a second with you and my arms will pop off ... let’s go

luke: it's not pain if i like it... ;) c'mon. ur way cuter than me. and simultaneously hot as fuck. i just look tired. but being around u breathes some life back into me thats for sure. it definitely paid off. makes me wish i would've made a move sooner, but that just means we gotta be all up on each other every second we're together. make up for time wasted. then how does that make u feel? knowing the full package is all urs? thank fuck. i never want to stop once we get started, baby. i'm cool with that. mainly the together part. that was my favorite :) believe me... exes are the last thing i've got on my mind when i've got u. go me. being mature for the first time in my life lol. there's literally no other place one earth i'd rather be, daddy ;) normally i'd ask for proof, but damn... i know ur going to blow any expectations i have out of the water.

luke: yeah but... i'm better looking than he is, these are just facts. no, i feel bad for him right now. it shit when ur life is going so great but ur best mate is miserable, u know? a whole lifetime, huh? i don't know. i'll be the judge of that. i'm pretty greedy. i'm going to be needing A LOT of u. believe me... it's nothing compared to u. fuck, i really need u right now, baby. well first, i gotta be there to get u naked. we're working on that rn tho :) i'm going to spoil u too, u know? wow. i never thought i'd be jealous of my own fucking dog but... here i am. wait, if ur the biggest dumbass, what does that make me? don't answer that, it's probably a lot worse :P see? then there's no reason why we should hesitate if we both know what we want. holy shit why do u have to be so fucking hot? yeah? that doctor better be u, ur the only one i want examining me ;)

luke: at least u appreciate the effort, that's all that really matters to me. i really, really don't want to fuck this up. fuck it, be bold, right? i hate sleeping without u now. it only took a few times to have me hooked tbh :/

charlie: good point. and just a heads up, you’re going to love it. i hope you still feel that way after my haircut cause i’m kinda on the rocks. kinda. whatever, baby, tired must be the new supermodel then. that’s what i see. are we just stating things that we want now? my list grows exponentially longer and longer by the day. correction, that’s not the only thing that grows around you. i went from having nothing to having a jackpot, so i’m elated. ah, i’m pretty sure it’s going to be hard to stop me when you look /that/ good. never thought i’d see the day that i’d be thanking my exes for fucking with my heart. all of it lead us here. so, so proud of my baby. honestly. okay, say that in person and try to pry me off of you ;) not happening ;) i rarely toot my own horn, but i can rightfully say that my stroke game is definitely up there. try me ;)

charlie: oh, for fucking sure. anyone who disagrees can easily catch all of these hands. i’ve been trying to take the ease off of him, but that’s pretty much easier said than done. especially with /this/ situation. an entire one. like, hundreds of years. you gotta believe that! there’s plenty of me to go around, baby. nothing to worry about. with how i’m feeling right now, i might as well just meet you halfway and get the job done as soon as you step through my day :) don’t! i’m a giver, baby, i don’t ... receive things well. i’m literally a tomato. that makes you the second biggest, right there behind me. don’t worry, i’ll happily take the bait just as long as you’re there. it’s never been this clear to me before, my love, it just makes sense. hm, funny, i could ask you the same question. seriously. are you kidding? there’s no way anyone’s getting dibs before me ;)

SHAWN: you're right.. but dammit i wish you could. it would make my life ten times easier. yes, yes i am. ae you in the mood to be in toronto ?

SEL: let me go grab myself a sponsorship from them actualllly

SEL: :(((((( can more people be like u ? no nvm then i cant hide. abort mission

C: selena gomez: singer, actress, dancer, model, fruit enthusiast

SEL: yes, you can. and i'll even personally deliver it.

SEL: wow. why do you know me that well ? it's sick and scary ! get out of my headdddd

C: wow, edible arrangements better step their cookies up

SEL: yes, guess where i am and i will send u a gift basket

C: if i'm being honest here, i'm really looking forward to that gift basket. can i have one even if i lose?

cody: feel like if you walk around in public with a muzzle on it's not going to help your portrayal of someone that's not into that shit. college doesn't teach you shit anyways, you learn in the real world :/

cody: i already know i'm going to be the one that's actually going to do the beating up though, you can just tie him up & interrogate him for whatever. country music isn't that bad tbh, i'd be lying if i said i didn't have a few songs on my playlist. you'll never know, it'll be a surprise when you end up seeing me at your car's window. smh, get back to it then

cody: i think you're just thinking of the MIB, & i don't think they're a real agency ... at least, i hope they aren't. just don't brag too loudly or they'll knock your door down. good, that's what i like hearing :)

charlie: alright, alright. honestly, you can't nearly begin to understand the complexity of being tied up until it happens. that's all i will say on that. but you're telling me, man, kinda pissed i wasted all that time lmao

charlie: noted. that's probably our best bet anyway. besides, i've literally always wanted to ask the hard hitting questions. this is my moment. it's slept on, which is sad cause it's better than the mumble rap we've been getting. unpopular opinion. that is actually a scene that will strike permanent harm to my heart. don't. i need motivation, man. that .. and i fucking love pizza rolls more than i love myself. i'm turning into one.

luke: why slam urself against a wall when u can just slam urself against me? 🤔 then don't let me get pictured after a few drinks in me, bc... that's what a fucking mess looks like. says u, u weren't the one risking it all trying to make moves on a dude i could've sworn didn't want me that way. again, still fucked up over the fact u do. let's make out right now, then, get to business ;) i guess we're both clueless as to why we're into each other. but thank fuck we are, right? that's all that matters. i'll drool over u and u drool over me, sound good, baby? it did. but things are definitely looking up for me, so why dwell on the bad shit? yeah... i did it just to spite her. came back and bit me in the ass but. yeah. is what it is. the pants would've looked better off of me, just saying. u should've been there to help me out with that ;) damn, hottest headless chicken i've ever seen.

luke: and somehow, we keep him around. lol instead he just steals our looks and gets all the recognition for it. fuck, don't make me pick. i just want all of u. every fucking part. even though u do look... fine as hell on t knees for me ;) what i want to stare at u naked? what then? lol with this logic, we can make a million sex tapes. and no one will be the wiser. yeah, aside from that one show in a few weeks... i'm ur's until september. no, let's go. i'm serious. bringing petunia too, i haven't seen her much lately and i'll be damned if my own dog loves ashton more than me. come and get me, baby, let's get the fuck out of here. yeah. it's scary. but don't u ever just get caught up in the moment? i feel that a lot with u. go on then. beg. really? bc i'm actually in pain i wanna touch u so badly.

luke: never ever. i know i'm not the best at giving advice and shit but... u know i'm here for u too, right? but i'm more like ur sidekick with his hand down ur pants lol. when it comes to u, it's always a yes. which is why i need to see u like... right fucking now.

charlie: one of my goals was to never cause you any pain, but i might have to make an exception. just this once. you’re joking again, right? baby, you’re the fucking cutest. no matter what. aw, you’re right. that’s enough anxiety to make me bite all my fingernails off. but, look, it paid off. also, what’s there to be surprised about? luke hemmings, you’re the total package. let’s do it, no promises i’m gonna wanna stop though ;) maybe it’s just better unexplored, you know? that leaves us more than enough time to go through life and figure it out. together. exactly. fuck all that old shit, and focus on what’s ahead. whole lotta us time. at least you acknowledged that you it was all outta spite. just be easy on yourself. hey, i can’t change the past, but i can definitely make up for all the lost time. just bring that cute ass over here on daddy’s lap ;) with the way things are going, baby, you haven’t seen /anything/ yet.

charlie: behind the stolen inspiration and devilish good looks, there’s a genuine soul in there. who knew? i think we should just stop what we’re doing to make this happen. i mean, more than enough of me to last a lifetime. and, to be honest, i think that’s where we’re headed … mostly cause the view from down there ain’t so bad ;) stare at me naked all you want. again, zero complaints. weeks, huh? that’s more than enough time to show you how special you are to me, so i’m excited. ah, shit, now you’re asking to be second place. c’mon, baby, have you seen her? definitely gives you a run for your money. your wish is my command. somewhere private and tropical coming up. i will say that i was kinda closed off to the idea at the beginning, yeah. but it’s obvious that you turn me into the biggest dumbass ever, so yeah. i wanna experience it all. with you. please, baby? pretty please? with me on top? please? baby, /please/? i’m no doctor, but i think you should get that checked out. and i know just the guy ;P

SHAWN: yeah, i don't know. if we're going by that logic i have at least 5 years worth of shit to get over then. um.. toronto. you know, not really in the mood to leave the home city unless it's for work