Livinbep

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

oh fuck yum

Whenever my computer gets too hot I just huck an ice cube at it because all of its internal components are already exposed

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i'm LITERALLY master dusknoir's favorite sableye because i don't tug or nip on his tail when he comes back to the hideout, and i dont snarl or beg for rocks when it's feeding time. i wait until the others are being fed and then while they're distracted i climb up on the rocks beside master dusknoir so quiet and polite with my little clawed hands folded so demurely. and my stomach grumbles so softly, and he turns my way with his beautiful hooded eye socket and his one terrifying red glowing eye that seems to pierce the essence of one's very soul with seething hatred, and he produces a gem he saved JUST for me, and he hand-feeds it to me where the other sableye can't see. and i take it from his hands with my razor-sharp teeth, and i am so so careful so as not to bite his elegaant and noble fingers, and i gnash it in my teeth behind my hands so politely. and SOMETIMES. if i am very good. he even pats my head.

no offense but let’s be good to each other. forever. ok?

Fantastic

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...