[Screaming, gargling]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

"We don't tolerate wrinkles" is a MAD thing to say. Girl what?

The worst part is that this straw was most likely made for oral motor disabilities where the usual straw position would be difficult to use due to not being able to generate proper suction for any number of reasons. And it was co-opted by this “anti-aging” bullshit. Everyone in the notes saying you’d smack someone you saw using this— I understand the frustration about it in this instance but don’t make assumptions about anyone you’d actually see using it. There are legitimate uses for this outside of the harmful industry that stole it.

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.

Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

also they found her because a squirrel was chattering angrily about her being in the tree.  i just think that’s really funny. 

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

I find it so strange that we seem to all see the same advertisements on here. We all see sword lady, right? That is not how other sites work.

they paid for one ad at a time.