la vie en rose

duolingo has more gay representation than the marvel cinematic universe

Can you please elaborate?

there are more gay characters on duolingo than the marvel cinematic universe

God forbid women do anything

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

osha compliant blowjob

Buckle that shuckle

I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

"i don't double text" well *i* send 6 messages within 5 minutes because i have things to say

I triple text and get my feelings hurt 🙃