lover femme

femmes that are hungry to bite their butches neck are angels

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

“how do you know you like someone?” I don’t usually like anyone, so the contrast is immediately clear

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.

If i bite the hand that fingers me it's because i have an oral fixation and I'm evil

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

The yuri was there. It didn't save anyone. It didn't change anything. But it still matters that the yuri was there

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.