愛は茨と蚜の薔薇だが、デニッシュを剪らなき

The crazy part is that we still don't know shit about mushrooms. We only formally declared them a seperate kingdom from plants in 1969. That's the year Scooby-Doo came out.

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

The ADHD urge to not

To just not

I have several overdue assignments

Making people with ADHD make 15 phone calls and five doctors visits to get medicine should be listed in the Geneva convention as a warcrime

the world would be a really different place right now if pink pony club had dropped during the height of brony fandom

Good to know things could always be so much worse

its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song