fly Little Bird.

It’s almost 2017 and we have a space probe over 20 billion km from earth, but there’s still no button to change a highlighted portion of text to all caps without re-typing it

I learned today that you can on your phone by highlighting what you want, and pressing the caps button.

Tamlin: Rhysand, you disgust me. Rhysand: Ah, so you’ve discussed me.

Rich people dont talk about car troubles. Middle class people talk about how their car troubles inconvenienced their day. Poor people talk about their car troubles as if one of their family members are dying.

This is because if a poor persons car breaks down and they can’t make it to work for 2 days they are fucked

My phone’s battery level is an indicator of how productive I’ve been at work.

I like this picture because at first as you’re scrolling you see DOG NOSE and it’s very cute, and then all of a sudden there are MANY NOSES and it is the cutest thing in the universe

I'm of the mind that the Trump kids don't actually want their dad to be President. Remember how they "forgot" to register to vote for him in the primary? And now this?

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