Yo

send me a 🍒 if u would date me + a reason why?

sure would be nice to dance barefoot with my lover to tiny dancer by elton john in my kitchen at 12:30 am while we bake cookies..... haha jk......... unless..?

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

not to be fake deep but….men who are kind are not the same as men who are kind to you bc they like you

Independent females are so under valued. She really doesn’t need you..She just wants you and wants to build with you but don’t forget she’ll continue to do her thing with or without you .

please go to bed knowing u are valued and important

hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.

#adults have a responsiblity to keep kids safe  #no matter how old they are

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

or when they write me a check for $100,000

IM CRYINGNFN

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

What kind of noise is that??

everyone expects seals to bark like sea lions, but NOPE

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.