deceitandknowledge

that fucking poll eviscerated me so manyyyy of you wanted this so here ya go please note I'm not particularly excellent at rp my only experience is with my ex and we always ended up making something inappropriate ft a crack ship

Hello~ folks!

Welcome to @deceit-and-knowledge my silly little rp blog where I (your local dumbass @jesterlovescookies ) attempts to pretend to be shadow milk, fount/sage, truthless recluse smilk's little freaks, a silly goober or awakened silly vanilly with you and whatever you wanna say or do with "me" yes I'm a unhinged bored man (what the tism does to a hyperfixated mfer)

Icon/dividers made by @jesterlovescookies

The pv and smilk of this blog also have 1 on 1 solo blogs

@deceit-and-doubt and @truth-and-compassion

DISCLAIMER BLOG/AU CREATED PRE EPISODE 11 OF BEAST YEAST.

WARNING: BLOG IS 16+

rules/info (PLEASE READ)

FAQ

Info:

cutely me rping a lil au thing where smilk and his pre corrupt self exist in the same timeline and while vague awakened pv is taking care of the two. Both are pv simps in their own unique way

Ooc = black text with ooc and small text

Smilk/fount = s or f + blue text

Pure vanilla = pv + orange text

truthless = t + purple text

Candy apple = c + red text

Black sapphire = b + purple text

Healer cookie = h + orange text

Nightshade/light of truth = l + blue text

Dreamweaver = dw + orange text

Truthless' baby phoenix has red text but no letter

Please don't use funny fonts like cursive (unless it's just the word "freaky" for the funny) I can't particularly read it

Characters available are: shadow milk, awakened pv, sage of truth/fount of knowledge and truthless recluse, black sapphire and candy apple per request

pv: yay! *Clapping*

s: you wanna kill a unicorn?

s: nyoom. Look it's a car.

pv: ..that's a cat..

s: a cat with wheels. Nyoom. You try it. Put wheels on this guy.

pv: ..*puts wheels on a sonic minifig* ...

s: now nyoom.

pv: nyoom.. ..h..heh

vroom.

s: 😏😏😏😏😏

pv: beep.

Beep beep..

s: nyoom. Look they're kissing.

pv: gross haha..

s: blehhh get a room would ya haha.

Oh look a dinosour! Raaah.

pv: ah!

s: what do we do against it?

pv: run it ovew!

s: exactly! Nyooom.

pv: nyoom.

s: "argh blaaaaah I'm deaddd. :(( I'm deaddd :( you killed meeeee raaah"

t: if he doesn't I might.

pv: hm..

*gets up and opens door, seeing no one out there* ...hm..

*closes door and turns around* ah!

s: hiii nilly~ I might not have powers but I still got my old tricks!

I wanna play legos~ can we? Together?

pv: ..um.. mhm...

s: what's the matter?

pv: I can't talk nowmally.. ahem. Normally...

s: ..ah.. well no foul in some babble talk, I do it all the time thanks to my speech impediment.

maybe you should speak more simple words, instead of normal say hm.. okie?

pv: I am an adult.

s: so am I but you don't see me going all on the offense over okie, someone's afraid to be seen as immature. Aren't you the one obsessed with a silly clown thing?

And a farming game about animals AND game franchise about a blue rodent! C'mon be for real nils. Live a little! Have some fun! Let go for once. You and I are just as mature as the word pp.

pv: *chuckles* pp..

s: HA! you laughed at the word! You are immature! Now, let go of the old nasty gripes on maturity and let's play with these colourful blocks.

pv: .. al-

s: ah-ah-ah no.

pv: ...okie..

s: that's more like it! Don't force yourself to speak all big and fancy if your voice simply won't allow for it, that's what I do.

*sits by the LEGOs*

pv: *sits down and begins building things*

**shows cluse where the duckling is.** — b

t: *eating food*

f: I wa bleeding ✨ I got swooped..

His claws are... extremely sharp.

t: I would so bring food to my pretty mate. Ahem. I mean. My fiance.

pv: it's weally cute?.. ahem. Really.

t: ...*huffs* ..y..yeah.. the duckling suddenly reminded me of my egg and the second I laid eyes on it I just.. felt this urge to curl up to it and not leave it..

Ugh.. fucking stupid.. ain't it? *Shakes head and holds it* I haven't even slept..

I was up all night guarding the egg.. hissing and growling at every single noise. The fuck has gotten into me?? I attacked sage!

I-It's like I'm being controlled.. my worst fucking fear.. luckily it's probably just whatever compels me to protect the egg and not someone doing it to me but still *grumbles* .. this isn't like me at all..

t: mhm.. I'm doing that.. now..