lucy in the sky

(to the melody of smoke on the water) skunk in the backyard

anyway earlier i made watermelon frosé again and for dinner i made spaghetti al pomodoro and then we watched the naked gun for like the fifth time. then i showed my mom fergalicious. “she’s fabulous!” well yes!

i realize it’s not new information that people are unbelievably racist but i should personally be allowed to beat people with hammers for the kinds of things they are saying about helen of troy casting

daffy cat will stare at the dishwasher for hours with near-religious intensity…what does she see….

breaking news!! deeply sad girl is deeply sad!! in other news, water is wet!! more on the story as it develops!!

went for a midnight walk around the block cannot say it helped with whatever the fuck is wrong with me tonight

i need to be told who i am

I’m not hypnotized. There are no thoughts in my head. I need to be manipulated and coerced

What could possibly be more degrading than normative heterosexuality

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