The Weird One

The Order of The Avengers (Part 1) - (2021)

A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! ♥ A big thank you to @vegetamochi who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)

The Order of The Avengers (Part 2) - (2021)

A couple of months ago, I asked my followers what kind of Avengers fan art they wanted to see from me and they voted at 81% for the “Medieval / Heroic Fantasy AU” option. Here’s the result, I hope you’ll enjoy it! A big thank you to @vegetamochi​ who came up with the title. (Nb: this is an art project, there’s no fic to go with it)

Marvel League - Team Cap vs Team Iron Man - (2021)

Vintage baseball trading cards inspired by the legendary 2016 “Team Cap Vs Team Iron Man” fight (and also by the latest campaign of a famous US clothing brand ^^). Note: I chose the numbers on the shirts at random, except for some characters: it’s their birthday.

This is freaking amazing ♥️⚡️👑

ok so the socks the GAR issues suck. They just do. They develop holes, they rub wrong, they don’t last, they don’t insulate very well, but hey- they’re cheap. And any soldier in the field will tell you that the most important item in your pack is an extra pair of socks. Because good socks are absolutely vital to field performance.

Let’s say that at some point, some clone or other is billeted at a civilian’s house while on some small backwater planet. And he sees the woman who owns the house fiddling around with four pointy sticks and a bunch of yarn and he asks her “what are you doing?” and she goes “I’m knitting socks”. And she shows him a pair of her hand-knit socks. And our clone guy is like “holy shit. these socks. HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE PLEASE MY FEET ARE COLD AND BLEEDING”. And the woman takes one look at the shitty GAR socks the trooper has and is like “well fuck that I’LL SHOW YOU”. And she teaches him how to knit, specifically how to knit socks. And because you need yarn to knit, she also gives him a drop spindle and shows him how to spin. She’s got a few banthas that she raises for fiber and meat, and when Sock Clone’s stay is up, she sends him on his way with a spindle, four knitting needles, several pounds of bantha wool, and a basic sock pattern that’ll fit his feet.

(btw, it is totally possible to learn to spin and knit well enough to make socks within a few weeks, given dedicated instruction and practice. of course, it helps if you are Genetically Engineered to learn faster and better than regular humans).

So Sock Clone starts spinning and knitting socks. And the guys in his unit are like “SOCKS. BRO. YOU GOTTA SHOW US HOW TO SOCK.” and so the knowledge of sock making spreads throughout the GAR. It’s a craft that fits in pretty well with the clones’ lives- the tools are small and simple, and can easily be made out of old bits or armor or random sticks you pick up off the ground. (fiber is a bit harder to get ahold of, but the locals on many planets are usually willing to barter a fleece or two for food or military-grade odds and ends like compasses, boots, blankets, shovels, etc. And eventually some quartermasters start straight-up requisitioning wool as part of their regular supplies. because GAR socks really do suck). You can tuck your needles and yarn or fiber and spindle into your pack easily and it won’t take up much room. You can spin or knit while listening to a briefing, on the transports, while walking the halls, heck, any moment of downtime can be filled with sock-making. 

The troopers dye their socks with wild colors, using whatever they can get their hands on e.g.

clone 1: hey i like that reddish-brown color you used for the heel what’d you dye the yarn with 

clone 2, excited: DIRT

The colors aren’t consistent by unit, like their armor is. instead, units develop unique stitch patterns. You can look at a guy’s socks and tell by the unique patterns of cables, lacework, and textured stitches exactly which unit he belongs to, even down to which 9-man squad he’s in. 

The barracks have hanks of yarn hanging off the ends of bunks to dry. Troopers use the hot water of the showers on the ships to wash and set their yarn. In the parts of the ships where non-clones don’t go, it’s a common sight to see clones walking down the halls with a spindle or needles in their hands. Trooper socks give a certain sense of pride and unity to the clones, something they can claim as uniquely their own, something which identifies them and belongs to them, something they make with their own hands that is only for them. When a unit gets a new guy in from Kamino, he’s bombarded with spare socks the moment he enters the barracks, and an older clone will sit him down, hand him a spindle and some wool, and start teaching him.

“Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”

“It reminded me of you.”

“No, no, it’s my treat.”

“Come here.  Let me fix it.”

“I’ll walk you home.”

“Have a good day at work.”

“I dreamt about you last night.”

“Take my seat.”

“I saved a piece for you.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“You can have half.”

“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”

“Sorry I’m late.”

“Can I have this dance?”

“I made your favourite.”

“It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Watch your step.”

“Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“You can borrow mine.”

“You might like this.”

“It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”

“I’ll wait.”

“Just because.”

“Look both ways.”

“I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”

“Try some.”

“Drive safely.”

“Well, what do you want to do?”

“One more chapter.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“It looks good on you.”

“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”

“That’s okay, I bought two.”

“After you.”

“We’ll figure it out.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I like your laugh.”

“Don’t cry.”

“I made this for you.”

“Go back to sleep.”

“Is this okay?”

“I picked these for you.”

“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”

“What do you want to watch?”

“You can go first.”

“Did you get my letter?”

“I’ll do it for you.”

“Call me when you get home.”

“I think you’re beautiful.”

“Are you sure?”

“Have fun.”

“Sit down, I’ll get it.”

“I made reservations.”

“I don’t mind.”

“It brings out your eyes.”

“There is enough room for both of us.”

“You don’t have to say anything.”

“Wow.”

“Happy birthday.”

“I’ll pick it up after work.”

“It can wait until tomorrow.”

“Cross my heart and hope to die.”

“It’s two sugars, right?”

“I’ll help you study.”

“Stay over.”

“I did the dishes.”

“You didn’t have to ask.”

“I bought you a ticket.”

“You’re warm.”

“No reason.”

“I’ll meet you halfway.”

“Take mine.”

“We can share.”

“I was just thinking about you.”

“I want you to have this.”

“Call me if you need anything.”

“Do you want to come too?”

“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”

“Is your seatbelt on?”

“Sweet dreams.”

“I was in the neighbourhood.”

“Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”

“The key is under the mat.”

“It doesn’t bother me.”

“You’re important too.”

“I saved you a seat.”

“I’ll see you later.”

“I noticed.”

“You can tell me anything.”

“I hope you like it.”

“I want you to be happy.”

“I believe in you.”

“You can do it.”

“Good luck.”

“I brought you an umbrella.”

“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Be careful.”

  And…

MARVEL 

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

-If you can’t chop wood while singing and dancing, you are not a man.

-It’s totally fine to accept the offer of marriage from a strange man who lives in the woods whom you know nothing else about.

-Stealing someone from their home in the name of love is totally acceptable. They will hate you at first, but if you keep them locked up for long enough, they will desperately want to marry you.

-DO NOT name your child Frankincense. He will hate everyone.

- All it takes to make a man a gentleman is a good shave and a song about courtin’.

So, I was telling @egogrumps how much better this scene would be if they used britney spears Toxic in the back… and then my hand slipped.

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.

Jesus: …Dad…