Distressed Idiot

'armchair diagnosis' is a funny term on the face of it because. that's typically where the profession is conducted from, yes

not many therapists going on field excursions

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

It's nice to have a skill that makes you coveted.

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

Sodomy

Sodomy

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

“The concept is often a common element in descriptions of medieval inns, where it was often necessary to render unruly guests blind”