Hello

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

this fic is so good i hope i write it

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

It was a clitorical question

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum