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Ladies an Gentlemen, finally, the Love Cube!
Previous version
First attempt
Single Mother! Guardian! Marinette Dupain-Cheng, baby Emma, and her squadron of kwami babysitters.
Suspicious! Neighbor! Adrien Agreste who has a crush on the single mom next door and wonders about all the voices he hears through the walls.
Okay but hear me out.
Marinette has been fighting Papillon for several years now. Chat Noir was never in the mix. Fu is dead now (gastro-intestinal issues) and she is on her own with Tikki, the miracle box, and two-year old Emma. The father is out of the picture– it’s whatever they’re better off without him. She’s juggling school, being a single mom, and Paris and god dammit she is tired.
She kind of notices her neighbor in the way you can’t ignore the ridiculously hot co-ed next door. Particularly after their disastrous first meeting (made up for later when he brought her a peace offering of a hot meal on a day when she absolutely needed it).
After a particularly rough battle, Ladybug lands at the wrong window in her sleep-deprived delirium and wakes up Adrien instead. He makes sure she’s okay, makes her coffee, and won’t let her leave until she’s recovered a bit.
Later, after discussing the matter with Tikki (who lets her know she always should have had a partner and Fu was being ridiculously cautious and reckless by letting her operate alone) Marinette decides to activate the black cat miraculous.
Plagg is charming as ever but he always did have a soft spot for the bug. He tells her it’s about time. All that’s left is to decide who to entrust with it.
Cue Adrien knocking on the door, for some contrived reason or other, stopping by to check on Marinette and Emma because he heard them up late into the night.
After some stammering on his part, offering to watch Emma any time if she needed a break, he leaves. Tikki shoots Marinette a look. The same look she’s been giving her for months since they moved into the complex.
Marinette looks at Plagg who shrugs.
“He’s pretty, but he’ll do.”
For his part, Adrien has always had a thing for the bug. She was his crush growing up from fourteen. Nothing he could seriously pursue or that kept him from forming actual relationships or anything because aside from a few incidents he didn’t really know her.
Until she drops on his balcony one night and makes him an offer.
Being a superhero, running beside Ladybug, was something straight out of his teenage dreams. At twenty-three he’s no less enamored with the idea although he has to wonder just why she chose him.
Plagg rolls his eyes when Adrien asks and says beats me.
It’s rough going at first, but he’s quick on the uptake, and relatively in shape. Chat Noir becomes a beloved icon after a few weeks. Someone who can help shoulder the burden Ladybug’s been carrying all these years.
He finds his silly crush resurfacing, after all, how could it not? Ladybug is amazing and quickly becomes one of his favorite people and closest friend.
But
He’s still got a thing (just a tiny thing. A thinglet if you will.) for his adorably scatter-brained neighbor Marinette. She doesn’t really notice him and she’s too busy to really even be a viable dating option but that doesn’t mean his heart doesn’t flip when they pass each other in the hall.
And it’s not like Ladybug is looking to date him either. Adrien just has to content himself with being surrounded by beautiful, charming, unattainable women.
Quel dommage.
Marinette loves having a partner.
And knowing she can trust Adrien with her life (not that he knows that) makes it easier for her to trust him with Emma. Before he was just her kind neighbor-not-quite-friend. Now he was her partner.
Marinette finds it easier to make space for him in her life, superhero and otherwise. Sometimes, after putting Emma to sleep, she will sneak out of the apartment, transform, and swing by to land on Adrien’s balcony just to visit.
Platonically of course.
Because there’s absolutely no way she’s developing a crush on her dorky neighbor and kitty cat. Absolutely not.
There are some downsides, however, to their burgeoning friendship on both sides of her mask. Particularly when it comes to the thin walls of their apartment complex.
She’d taken for granted that no one could really hear what was going on in her apartment but after giving Adrien his miraculous she could hear muffled voices on the other side of the wall. Nothing distinct but enough to know he was talking to someone.
It made her wonder what he could hear on his end.
(Adrien, for his part, wonders at the myriad of different voices he sometimes hears coming from his neighbor’s apartment. He never sees anyone coming or going on the occasions but he can hear their muffled voices all the same.
This comes to a head one day while Marinette is out doing laundry and Emma is left home with some of the more responsible kwamis keeping watch. Adrien knows Marinette isn’t home but assumes she took Emma with her. That is until he hears the familiar babbling through the walls followed by several other voices that should not be there. Cue Adrien freaking out, transforming before Plagg can protest, and crashing through the balcony only to discover baby Emma holding court with three suspiciously kwami-like beings.
Sass looks him over, unimpressed.
“You could have knocked.)
Marinette comes home to find Chat Noir, bemused, sitting on her couch with Emma on his knee. She nearly screams when she sees him there and drops her laundry in shock.
Tikki squeaks in protest and flies out from the basket grumbling only to freeze when she sees Chat Noir.
“Two months. We didn’t make it two months.”
Plagg forces the transformation and Adrien is left staring, wide-eyed, as the kwamis duke it out in the living room. Marinette coughs and asks him if he wants any tea.
It’s a long night.
Cue Post-Reveal Pre-Relationship shenanigans, co-parenting tropes, and a lot of oh my god I love this woman on Adrien’s part and a lot of god help me i can’t fall in love with my partner on Marinette’s.

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I don’t think any of you understand how badly I want an Alya episode about her blog where either:
- A competitor to blog is mentioned and she arrogantly says they’re irrelevant or similar dismissal. Akuma is competitor either hearing comment or upset over lack of impact/exposure.
- Another blog leaking they will be revealing Chat’s identity soon as they have proof and Alya then going panic mode of trying to get the scoop first (or a bigger scoop like Ladybug’s identity) before other blog reveals all.
- Another blog having more hits and Alya becoming even more reckless to get back her title of best ladybug blogger.
- Just pretty much anything dealing with another blog in Paris dedicated to the heroes and Alya responding to this either super negatively, indifferent, or the other blogger being akumatised for whatever reason (valid of just being disappointed they never get the lead so no one is really to blame or cruel like Alec calling them worst superhero blog)
Another blog is a huge Rena Rouge fan and starts to win traction after a particular heroic thing that Alya did, but couldn’t get on video for obvious reasons, so the competitor has exclusive footage.
I wanna call that blog The Fox News, but I think that’s too on the nose.
Perfect
Alya can’t be upset at the blogger but does lead to a debate of which is more important her hero self or journalistic career. Sure, for patrols she can set up cameras but she can’t really do that during akuma fights. Alya just trying to deal with feeling great as a hero but losing hits. Other blogger not realising anything is wrong at first. Perhaps Alya asks Ladybug for the miraculous just for a little longer and when Marinette finds out why (stage an interview) she’s just very disappointed.
Perhaps another edge of Fox News is the person running it realises Ladyblog has all the info on Ladybug, but really the other heroes don’t get as much attention. So it starts focusing on them more as well.
This could also lead to problems regarding Alya’s identity. Like she manages to get footage of the other heroes but there’s very little Rena Rouge and given that it is the internet someone’s bound to at least theorize that Alya is in fact the fox heroine in question. Bonus points if Fox News is the one to make that theory, which could give Alya a reasonable purpose to feel anxious about the other blog.
One of Alya’s Instagram photos is of Rena Rouge, so if we’re including that set of deuterocanon, then Alya’s cover is more secure than Marinette’s or Adrien’s.
After Emma is born, Tom Dupain finally meets Tikki—and starts cracking up because he realizes is a very large man in a family of progressively smaller women
I’d like to make everyone aware of @im-here-for-the-content’s tags because they are SO CUTE
not forgetting his tiny son-in-law and son-in-law’s tiny surprisingly destructive god partner!
[image reads: #miraculous ladybug #my heart #Grandpa Tom #and his tiny wife #tiny daughter #tiny granddaughter #and his daughter’s tiny mystical god partner]
(1) Adrien ain’t tiny. smaller than Tom, yes, but everyone is (except maybe Gorilla–have we ever seen them together to compare?). I recall someone worked out, based on the known size of the Mona Lisa, that Adrien is 5'10" in “Copycat”, and someone else compared Chat’s and Ladybug’s heights in S1 and S3 and concluded he’s gotten taller. (she may have gotten taller too, but that just makes him even taller, because the height difference increased.) and he’s probably more muscle in S3 than S1, too, so yes he’s lean but he’s gotta be heavier than most people who fit the same size clothes. he is not tiny.
(2) Tom raised Marinette from birth. I do not think Plagg impresses him.
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THE WALL BETWEEN US 🥰
THEY RECREATED THE PV ❤️ omg thanks 😭
Ladybug & Chat Noir: Awakening
Miraculous Ladybug
I know “Your kid from an alternate future shows up, hijinks” is a genre cliche, but all the same I think I’m nailing it:
“Who are you?” Adrien asked, awestruck.
“I’m…” Emma took a deep breath. It was hard, it was so hard to even think, to remember what she was supposed to tell and what she was supposed to keep a secret, and where was she supposed to start? How could she possibly explain it all with just the little energy she had left? And how was she supposed to explain any of it to this Adrien, to a fifteen year old boy that knew nothing of the world of Miraculouses or magic, who had spent almost all his life until now shut away from the world?
“Okay,” Emma said slowly, “do you… do you remember the Black Moon Clan arc of Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R?”
Adrien’s eyes lit up and practically doubled in size. “You’re my nine hundred year old daughter from the future?”
I need a whole fan fic
Oh boy then do I have good news for you
When you have too many ideas. I thought of another fic idea that's half spite fic, half fluff fic where after the shoot with Lila everyone is buzzing about how much chemistry the two have, and Nathalie tells Adrien that his father thinks it would be a good idea if he dates Lila for a while for publicity. Adrien, panicking, blurts out that he can't date Lila because he is already in a relationship with someone else, and the someone else is none other than his very good friend Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
YES GOOD
(Alya keeps telling Marinette fake it till you make it)
(Marinette is trying but it's hard)
(until she realizes, if she acts with Adrien like Ladybug does with Chat when Chat's not getting on her nerves--it can't be a too terribly losing strategy, right? after all, that's how Chat fell for her--then she can speak coherent French to Adrien and everything)
(Adrien is so happy Marinette is finally relaxing around him, but also Chat Noir is jealous of Ladybug's mystery guy, but also Chat Noir really wants Ladybug to be happy)
(and weirdly, relaxed and happy Marinette is a lot like Ladybug)
(...oh shit Adrien isn't faking this anymore is he? shit shit shit! because of course Marinette isn't really interested in Adrien...)
(...but he knows she is interested in Chat Noir, and he can't tell her the connection--would never want to tell anyone before he tells Ladybug anyway--but Adrien can certainly act with Marinette more like Chat does with Ladybug! less some of the trying to get on her nerves, because--and he never dreamed he'd say this--Marinette's smile is cuter than Ladybug's glare)
(Alya is confused)

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they start making their own traditions. for christmas, they decide to volunteer at a charity, or hang out at the orphanage, bringing pastries for all of the kids!
valentines day has them sneaking into a movie (they wear costumes!) and watching a romcom.
they have a 'second' birthday where they celebrate the other's birthday on a completely random day so their identities can still remain a secret.
chat brings a form of entertainment on patrol like coloring books, or a crossword puzzle (he's usually sprawled over her, glancing at her face with heart eyes while she's concentrated because COULD THE WORD WE'RE LOOKING FOR BE -)
lb bakes him cookies, with his favourite flavours and the icing is always neon green in colour!
they play tag a lot. ladybug: 20 and chat: 12
sometimes, when they're lazying around, they laugh and imagine a life post Hawkmoth. ("We'll reveal ourselves, of course!" "Ah, My Lady! Then, you'll finally realize what a handsome cat you've been fighting with." + "Can we live in a castle?" "YES! Can we have a chocolate fountain, as well?" "Only if I get my own study."
lb and chat both have a playlist on Spotify labelled 'Dork' and 'Icon' respectively on their phones.
they have Ice Cream (Platonic) Dates.
LB always blushes when Chat sings to her, or quotes Classic Romantic Literature (I love you most ardently.)
they're very comfortable around each other. Chat massages LB's feet when she's having an off day, and she runs her hands through his hair.
they're very protective of each other, so if anyone says anything bad about their partner, they've got a storm coming.
Dumb reveal idea
So, originally a theme song was pitched for Miraculous Ladybug by Andy Marsh called “Here Comes Ladybug” and… holy shit.
Now I’m not saying we were robbed, buuut…
Yet another thing we were cheated of.
One of chat noir’s nervous habits is to bite his lip, marinette notices. No one else has noticed, (she thinks) but he tends to forget his teeth grow sharper with his transformation and he often breaks the skin accidentally.
Adrien gives her a restrained smile one day and she notices a small split in his lip. It reminds her of chat noir unbidden and she wonders when she started paying more attention to HIS lips rather than the ones of the attractive blond right in front of her she’s claimed to be in love with.
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K im rebloging this piece of shit Happy april fools i guess
I FOUND IT. AT LONG LAST. JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD! I thought it was just a fever dream, but it exists!
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