chaichai

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

Burger queen divorced him

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

It’s like I designed him in a lab m

I asked bro what he studied in undergrad and he said women’s studies and I said huh unexpected for a venture capitalist but that explains a lot about why you’re like, Like This. And he said yeah totally, it was a really interesting field, I think women are overall better than men so I enjoyed considering their issues, I was also the only man in the class for the vast majority of my classes and I was such an edgelord argumentative debate bro that after year two the women muted me and I was no longer allowed to speak without special permission, it ruled

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

Voy a llamar al arbitro y al var asi le regalan tres goles a marruecos pq soy argentina y tengo el poder de hacer esas cosas