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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

Look I’m not saying watermelon is my favorite fruit, but it is genuinely so good and nostalgic like it tastes like picnics and the sun warming your back so you feel like a pampered house cat. It reminds me of dusk and having to go look for sticks so my dad can build a fire once it starts getting dark some early august night. Again, watermelon is not my favorite fruit, but it is such a comfort to me and makes me think of hazy summer evenings back when I was a child and that is honestly so iconic

hey, since a lot of blogs are sharing advice for new people moving to tumblr, i thought i'd share some stuff i wish i would've known when starting out! 1. Defend your Clan, even with your life. You may have friendships with cats from other Clans, but your loyalty must remain to your Clan. 2. Do not hunt or trespass on another Clan's territory. 3. Elders, Queens, and kits must be fed before apprentices and warriors. Unless they have permission, apprentices may not eat until they have hunted to feed the elders. If any warrior or apprentice is sick, they may eat while the elders, queens, and kits are eating. 4. Prey is killed only to be eaten. Give thanks to StarClan for its life. 5. A kit must be at least six moons old to become an apprentice. 6. Newly appointed warriors will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their warrior name. 7. A cat cannot be made deputy without having mentored at least one apprentice. 8. The deputy will become Clan leader when the leader dies or retires. 9. After the death or retirement of the deputy, the new deputy must be chosen before moonhigh. 10. A Gathering of all four Clans is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for the night. There shall be no fighting among Clans at this time. 11. Boundaries must be checked and marked daily. Challenge all trespassing cats. 12. No warrior can neglect a kit in pain or danger, even if the kit is from a different Clan. 13. The word of the Clan leader is law. 14. An honorable warrior does not need to kill other cats to win his/her battles, unless they are outside the warrior code or it is necessary for self-defense. 15. A warrior rejects the soft life of a kittypet. 16. Each Clan has the right to be proud and independent, but in times of trouble they must forget their boundaries and fight side by side to protect the four. Each Clan must help the others so that no Clan will fall.

I wish I could say I was surprised at the totally different meanings being derived here…

You ever make yourself emotional by remembering seagulls can live twenty years and wild rabbits only a couple so probably every year for many generations kehaar came down onto the warren to see the progress of the descendants of the friends he’d made so, so long ago, long since dead, and told them stories about their ancestors he’d personally known and how he must have seemed unfathomably ancient, a direct link to their own pasts, for so many of them

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I post on Tumblr when I’m feeling depressed.

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How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series