Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

also the former "epidemic" being taken up in pop discourse explicitly or implicitly as a pathological consequence of feminism having "gone too far" instead of actually doing the work to connect social isolation to existing material conditions....no no don't worry about it just default to blaming women for men's sadness and dissatisfaction bc otherwise you'd have to confront capitalism and misogyny and white supremacy etc. etc. and nobody wants to do that so. its somehow very aggravating and boring at the same time. whenever i see think-pieces that follow this script i instantly fall into a furious slumber

and you just know that half the incel ass boys & men complaining about friendzoning and loneliness have either written off/mistreated "undesirable" girls & women who have shown interest in them in the past, or they have just grown so incapable of seeing girls & women as real human people that they go around treating them like brainless gumball machines whose sole purpose is to dispense sex but only if you press the right conversational buttons. or both. anyway i know where the buttons are and i can reveal them to you for the low price of $90/month. please subscribe bro i promise im not a grifter

im like 0.5 seconds away from moving main blogs and the only thing that is stopping me is just waiting until my birthday in march to do it...

i gave in lol

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

no music 🎧

Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises

In 9 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 8 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 7 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 6 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 5 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 4 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 3 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

Yeah I can’t come in today. Yeah it was a cryptic instagram post. Yes it will take all day.

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder