I like bands and things like that

what

I swear this is the best shit ever

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

my heart can fit many rats in it

Me, a disgraced academic turned farmer, surveying my crops: Finally… I am out standing in my field

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

This is back and I will never not reblog

@spacefeline ur.legacy

I want LG🐝T on a tshirt please

LG🐝☕️

OMG guys this is the town I live in wtffff 😂

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

kevin spaceys new movie only made $126. like. i read the headline and thought it meant $126 million or something but literally it made one hundred and twenty six dollars and i have to laugh

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave