regrettably I am here

i have the opposite of that “everyone is an npc” mentality people have embraced where i’m instead like. the person next to me in line has someone they can’t wait to go home to, the person picking up their mail has felt devastation before, everyone in this grocery store is doing their sunday shopping, maybe the person that just honked at me is having the worst day of their life, my neighbor has doctors appointments and favorite foods and a song they can’t stand to hear anymore… you are all fully realized complex people and that is overwhelming me on a spiritual level…

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

What percentage of nightmares in the history of humanity were civil servants in feudal china having stress dreams about failing the imperial examination.

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

if I had a pokemon I would just feed it burgers and slurpees and shit i dont care

oh, you make poffins for your guys? that's soo fun. btw my infernape just landed 6 focus blasts in a row cause he heard we're going to ihop after this

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?