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There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)
There is a young American man in France. His mother has passed away. He has few friends, and works the thankless job of a bus boy in a prestigious restaurant, but dreams of becoming a chef despite having very little skill.
He returns one night to his humble apartment, which is known to have vermin, and comes across a rat, which he could easily kill or set loose on the street.
But the rat- it is special. It seems to speak to him. Promises him every little thing he desires- talent, fame, and fortune. Recognition and esteem like he has only ever seen from afar; fine company like the wealthy men and women whose scraps he picks at over the sink.
Put me on your head, the rat says. Put me on your head and think of nothing.
It is strange at first, yes. Strange to feel another take control of his life and live it better than he ever could. To see miraculous things created with his own two hands, to feel his feet move in graceful and fantastic ways with a confidence he has never had.
But the rat delivers as he had promised: he receives promotions, notoriety, admiration. He is noticed. Envied. Every day is a waking dream, rubbing elbows with beautiful women and handsome men and influential personalities who lavish him with praise. It is addictive, this lifestyle- never mind that he is only ever truly conscious of it as a passenger of in own brain.
It is when he has reached heights few can ever conceive, with all that the rat had ever promised- a beautiful wife in a beautiful house with all the world in his palm, in possession of all the wealth and success a man could ever want, that the rat says that it is leaving.
Leaving? The rat cannot leave. Everything he is, the rat has provided.
"I have delivered on our bargain", the rat says. "I have brought to you all that you have ever dreamed. What more could you desire? I must live my own life, now."
The man is furious. He is terrified. He destroys the rat, in all of the ways that a rat can be destroyed, until nothing is left of it but a fine smear of marinara sauce.
He returns to the restaurant the next day moving like the shell of something hollowed-out and brittle. He cooks well- his fingers remember the movements, his eyes recognize the patterns, his mouth know without his asking what orders to speak and what platitudes make patrons smile pleasantly with their straight white teeth.
He retains the talents of the rat. The charm of the rat. All the worldly pleasures the rat had provided him.
Still, it seems, he is little more than a vessel for the talents of the rat.
But the rat is gone.
What remains of the man?
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but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
ARMORED CORE 6 IS SO FUCKING FUN I CANT EVEN BELIEVE IT i just beat balteus and it was one of the best boss fights i’ve ever played??? dark souls bullet hell mechs lasers explosions like how are we so lucky that this game exists
nothing else matters happy birthday shannon umineko

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If you visit Tokyo, you should check out the real-life locations because there are many buildings used as models!
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my oomfs told me to post on tumblr again. I spent 2 hours drawing this grimmons, for nothing no likes I bet, so see-
i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist
Unlikely, it's impossible for this to be any funnier than it is
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You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
I am the landlord/other/results
They don’t eat, they don’t make a mess, they don’t even breathe; shedinja is the ultimate apartment Pokémon.

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I love how Thjazi and Hal both support "The Cause" in different ways.
Thjazi is a revolutionary. He is putting his body on the line. He is actively investigating and taking steps to counteract whatever it is the Sundered Houses are doing. He is speaking out publicly, inspiring people to follow in his steps. But taking those actions means that there are things he cannot do. He is a known face and a known troublemaker. His interactions are automatically suspicious. Several groups have a motive to take him down. He can't have an established home base that people know about. His money is assumed to be dirty. He has to watch his back constantly. Every stranger could have a reason to knife him when he's not looking. Even some of the people he can work with want him dead (*cough*Bolaire*cough*).
Hal is just a nice guy, a law-abiding citizen; and that let's him be a pillar of the community in a very tangible way. He is able to bail people out of jail, feed people who need it, etc. By maintaining his position in society (what some more radically minded people might call "complacence" or even "collaborating"), Hal is able to do the things Thjazi can't. Hal made a deal for Misha to be under house arrest in his own home. He can do that because he is a trustworthy member of society, and everyone knows where he lives. He can have a friendly conversation with the sister of one of his employees: that's not suspicious. Hal is covered in a veil of plausible deniability, and that allows him a lot of freedom in a way his brother could never achieve.
Both things are necessary. You need people who will openly lead and speak and put their bodies on the line. But you also need people who can open their doors without fear and make connections to the people who aren't that brave, who can't afford to be brave.
You can't prove there's allegory in this.
Do they know?
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ok time to pirate ubisoft games even harder
This is why everyone must support Stop Killing Games. Look it up, sign the petitions everyone.
hmmm... consumer protection laws within some ofthe the EU member states and on EU level are pretty strong. So, what if every gamer in the EU were to go make a complain about Ubisofts EULA to their respective country's Consumer Protection Agency en masse, even if it's already been a year in effect?
As sera said, check out Stop Killing Games. If you want to do as shi14 says, you're better off joining the coordinated effort that's already done half the job than just randomly complaining on your own without looking in at what everyone else is doing. Timing and coordination matters.
Tangentially related question. And this is going to sound whiny or "some kinda way" but it's not meant that way I promise. I'm just sort of... curious.
There's this Stop Killing Games movement in the European Union (which is GOOD and SHOULD HAPPEN and I hope they SUCCEED WITH PREJUDICE) but. That's the European Union. That's not Australia. Or the USA. Or any number of other places. Will a win there actually affect any of us outside the EU?
Again, I support the movement in the EU and I hope they get their needs and/or demands met. But like... the EU ruling that you can't pull this shit doesn't mean they can't pull this shit here, right? Don't we need a movement here too?
Stop Killing Games is a global movement. It was created and is headed by an American. You're thinking of Stop Destroying Videogames, the EU petition inspired, backed and supported by the Stop Killing Games movement, but not run by them (again, Ross is American and, since he doesn't have EU citizenship, can't do anything with the EU except make encouraging youtube videos and get invited as a foreign guest to speak at Parliament.) Parliament is seeing this issue now as the result of the Stop Destroying Videogames petition; EU Parliament is not, and never has been, the single only focus of the global Stop Killing Games movement.
The reason that most of the momentum related to this issue is in the EU right now is because that's the most important and influential target; EU consumer protections are better and easier to influence than other Western major markets like the USA. Frankly, it doesn't matter where these protections happen so long as it's a market big enough that the developers can't afford to lose it. If Ubisoft can't sell games in any EU country unless they give them an end of life plan and aren't allowed to destroy them, then they have to obey those rules or they lose one of the biggest non-China markets in the world. There are several petitions and soforth targeting the EU directly and various European countries right now, some directly related to the global movement of Stop Killing Games and some completely independent but with similar goals. You can of course start a petition or whatever equivalent exists in other countries, but unless you think we can get regulations in China, they're not going to be nearly as influential as going for the EU. But I'm sure that if someone got one off the ground intheir own non-EU coutnry, the Stop Killing Games supporters in the relevant country would back it.
For anyone interested, Ross talks a lot about the Stop Killing Games movement on his youtube channel:
Official channel of Accursed Farms, videos created by Ross Scott. Includes Freeman's Mind, Ross's Game Dungeon, Civil Protection, and more.
#hey the guy behind freeman's mind!#the first in-progress playthrough of any game that i ever saved
Yeah the funny half-life machinima guy is leading one of the biggest consumer rights movements of our age now. I think he might be more surprised than we are.
Adding to why the EU regulation passing matters:
When GDPR appeared and was first approved big companies (like spotify, meta, sony, microsoft) had to instantly adhere to the new regulation. Now keep in mind GDPR is also an EU set of laws and regulations. HOWEVER because of it regulating one of the biggest ticket markets it was immediately added as company policy that it should follow GDPR protocol to every single user that requested it. It became standard practice now worldwide for any company that operates in the EU because its cheaper to operate the entire world under one blanket policy than to pick and choose and risk a big fine.
Stop Killing Games (USA) and Stop Destroying Videogames (EU) are localized efforts that will force the hand of big companies that want to operate in those big ticket regions to adhere to policy and given how hard it would be to have to separate and condition which countries get which policy it is highly likely to become a worldwide protection.
Local efforts are still important, but do not discount EU (and US) consumer policies. They affect you too.
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Wizards of the Coast having an oopsy daisy where cards from the next (coincidentally universes beyond) set leak into the prerelease for the current (in-universe) set twice now, and miraculously not happening in the Universes Beyond set between the two is. Fucking suspicious.
I'm not gonna just accept that this was 100% a coincidence. It's weird. Nothing's certain. But it feels sus as hell.
And it's not something I would put past Hasbro.
I would think that the company that sicked armed mercenaries on a guy who got cards early would've patched this hole in their supply up after the first fiasco.
On another not, speaking as a comic fan, that Thor card is kind of dogshit.
I mean mechanically it's fine but. This is just gonna be another set full of flavor fails.
Would you look at that
More stealth advertising.
Lorwyn promo cards were showing up in TMNT prerelease boxes, there was just a lot less talking about it. Presumably because no one wanted to play tmnt prerelease.
So we can probably expect a few SoS cards to show up in the marvel set.
In SoS prerelease boxes I also got several cards damaged from the factory, crimped edges and miscut corners; it feels like their QC budget was cut.

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Yiga (footsoldier) and Yiga (blademaster) gave birth to Master Kohga
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