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its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown pupy

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?