is this microphone live?

"wya" my limit bro. im at my limit

village idiot checking in

bites you. fuckign bites you. bites you so har,d. SO hard. bites you so fucking hard (1 damage).

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

i wish i could just accept that some people are insane and move on but every time i see someone willing to end friendships over top/bottom discourse i’m blown away. it can’t be that serious for you. there’s just no way

I personally hope vile and horny vibed Mack gives his bag of meat WSH blatant, freaky, sketchy looks more often.