litany!

Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

why is the combined ace aro flag different colours to the ace and aro flags

:/