litany!

listen it's not just the jdtz. with tz alone we got tzdb tzcy tzrt tztk etc, we got the ghosts for frostbee who were traded together for no particular reason by one danny b. we got tknp, we got the most homoerotic friendship in the league aka the travii who yes are marketed together. we got danny b who is endlessly haunted by claude giroux, AND we got richiecarts who, if you are young, you might not know but listen. there is nothing cole caufields twink ass can do to compete with the story of richiecarts

avs swept by vgk, flyers swept by canes. canes beat vgk. the flyers are better than the avs

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

ive been getting really into capitalizing words at the beginning of my sentences. Like this

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

talking to a 15 year old like wow okay you are like if scrambled eggs was a person. I don't know how to save you. the way you move through the world is reminiscent of a stray cat whose soul got punted into a human body. said human body is currently undergoing changes and floods of hormones that would result in cities being levelled if you were perhaps a big dragon and not a medium sized primate. been there. good luck I love you

you don't have to excuse the behaviours of shitty teenagers, but you DO have to remember that they've been on this earth only as long as your cat. you have to ensure that the way you respond to said behaviour reflects this. yes they're an entire person. they're also going through a period of the most insane rapid transformation (physically, mentally, emotionally and socially) a person can experience in life. are they an irredeemable monster or are they just a very impressionable young person floundering through their first Strong Opinions based on what they've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in their bloodstream?

YOUNG TEENAGERS. are YOU an irredeemable monster or are YOU just a very impressionable young person floundering through your first Strong Opinions based on what you've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in your bloodstream? I'll give you a hint. it's the second option. cut yourself some slack too! try your very best to be kind, try your very best to consider people with differing experiences to you, and maybe take a step back from discourse that does nothing besides make you upset. you've only been an animal alive on this planet for a decade and a bit. there are artisanal cheddars at your local supermarket older than you. take it easy. eat more fruit. save up for a second hand bicycle. join a local club. it's impossibly difficult to be a teenager but you have it in you, whether you're aware of it or not. I hope you can be kind to yourself, because you DO deserve that kindness. kia kaha [:

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Guys i really enjoyed running this blog and hanging with you all every day for like half my life but i am being sold to one direction