Merde, Il Pleut

Please stop he is drowning.....

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

Can’t apply a gender to a force of fucking nature, this Link. 

lift up her skirt and search for the artifact

pray tell tumblr user girlballs what that "artifact" may be

why, her peanus weanus of course

"i love music i wish i could hold it" well you can it's called a CD and it's got a hole and everything

Stacking my cds on my weenier to store them

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

the name justin kinda gay like what were you just in? his hole?😳?

Girl help I can’t stop buying little treats that amount to a great expense in the long run

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

First rave I ever went to a guy sat next to me and my friend and was like “hey so did you know that when you get a dick piercing there’s a high chance you might cum? From the stimulation of getting your dick pierced?” And we were like did you cum and he was like “I can’t say”

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Reblog this post and combine your url name with the url of the person you reblogged it from in the tags

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

If I have to suffer so do you

i fucking hate it, thanks!