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literally how is traffic real everyone just go

This made me laugh harder than it should have

Oh my god…. so was looking up cats eating corn and there are these old time looking photos of a cat eating corn on the cob and I don’t even know what to say

if I ever have twins I’m naming one Bell and one Pepper

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

This is how low-tier supervillains start. 

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

This came along just as I was bracing myself to leave the house after 5 PM...I will imagine myself as a little bear with a lamp, making the great journey to the Taco Bell down the street....

My mom went to four different bodegas before finding two copies of the absolutely iconic “The Red Apple” new york post for me and my best friend. This is my new favorite historical artefact that I own.

changing your mind about stuff over time is embarrassingggg but especially when it happens in relatively short time and then u have to be like oh yeah that thing i said 4 months ago? i don’t believe any of that anymore. yeah i know i sounded really confident at the time my bad.

some of you are just going along with your days living your lives peacefully and in complete ignorance of the ongoing reddit chive drama. well guess what. chive guy just posted the same chives twice. now what are you going to fucking do