what is up you dry motherfuckers

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

Absolutely no one wanted Beyoncé to do a song with Eminem literally no one asked for this I don’t know why God is punishing me like this

*dua lipa voice* One: Don’t eat his ass

Need me a squad like this

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

who wants to defy god and fall in love with me

It’s almost as if nobody wants to admit that they might not be prepared to do the work it takes to love somebody. And it can be laborious. To be intimate with someone who is flawed (which is the standard) requires us to expose our own flaws. We don’t talk about the heavy responsibility of that. We don’t talk about how we’re too lazy or too cowardly sometimes. We instead accuse love of being elusive. It isn’t. It is omnipresent. It asks us to be better people. And sometimes we flat out refuse.

that’s [redacted], babe!