Chart Your Own Course

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

Charles Xavier and his slutty shiny bald head

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

Shit I would do if I was a Stand user

I love these so much.