relocated!

“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot

yeah its fake because orcs dont exist

wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711

I connected the ‘Arcee is pink, energon is pink, therefore Arcee bathes in the blood of her enemies’ post with ‘G1 Roddy is also pink’ and came up with it basically being mimicry, like a non-poisonous insect mimicking the markings of one that’s actually dangerous. Hot Rod is a tiny bean but ‘Cons are still wary of him initially because that paintjob, man, how do I know he isn’t going to try and eat my face?

Springer: These are my best friends, Murder and Not Murder. You have to guess which is which. Decepticon: *sweats nervously*

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

i’m also very food motivated

We’re cats.

Magnus literally said “find me someone expendable”. I s2g Mags goes from Optimus-level nice to asshole so fast…

That’s why I love TFA. The Autobot regime is so fucked up lol

After consuming a fair amouny of doctor who eu content I have come to the conclusion that many writers struggle with the fact that Donna is a dumbass but she is not stupid

Like I don't know how to explain to these people that Donna and Ten are the exact same brand of high Int low Wis and that makes them the fuckin supreme dream team

hot take wall-e was a lesbian film but Eva was the butch actually and wall-e was the idiot femme. like look at the way they acted. Wall-E chased after her like an idiot and Eva protected them constantly…gnc femmes unite

like wall-e collected pretty lights and flash drives and rubix cubes and all sorts of cool things and they showed them all to Eva who seemed cool and untouched but as we all know due to the Cockroach Scene actually loved them a lot and u Kno what? garbage femme walle is my hero

you’re so right walle is a redneck femme and eva is a classy upscale butch

lol girls really aren’t allowed to enjoy anything if a girl wears vans and american eagle jeans and posts selfies on vsco she’s a basic bitch if a girl gets drunk at parties and wears tube tops and has sex she’s a slut if a girl has pressed flowers in her phone case and wears doc martens and eats vegetarian she’s an ~ uwu wannabe quirky girl ~ if a girl hangs out with guys and plays video games she’s still a slut she’s just pretending to be a bro we aren’t allowed to enjoy anything or be ourselves under any circumstances you can really smell the misogyny can’t you