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i have a terrible idea for a joke

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

Goo and muck-themed Hall and Oates: 🎵 You’re out of sludge 🎶 I’m out of slime 🎵

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

i'm not into puppy "play". to me it's puppy serious.

@linkspussy

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

I'm not saying I have a basement twink who I torture, but I'm saying that if I did, it would be low-key problematic to give me shit about it because I'm a woman and a lesbian in a scientific field and also I literally have past trauma and a lot going on in my life that can cause me stress and this is how I cope. Are you seriously saying that a woman can't turn to science to cope with stress? That's so problematic...... This is all hypothetical though because I dont torture anyone in my basement through a series of unethical experiments. #mybasementtwink #mindyourownbusiness #womaninstem

sub instinct is it feels nice to be the center of attention. dom instinct is cuteness aggression.

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer