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next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

he believes in beauty, he's Penus As A Boy

i love "bump uglies" as a euphemism for sex. like yes put that gross in my yuck and squarsh it

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

and you know what i don’t believe katy perry really kissed a girl

i think i'll fag out even though it's only monday

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

my least favorite thing about this website is how culturally protestant some of you are like divorce is almost always a good thing in the long-term especially when the alternative would be a miserable/abusive marriage. but instead divorce is always framed as this social and moral failing of the participants. but whateverrrr i'm always a fan of divorce i think it should be recommended more often in more circumstances and i'm not joking

it literally all starts with forgiving yourself there’s no way around it