The Heart Has Four Chambers

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

tumblr is like the nokia of social apps

rest in peace a league of their own (2022) you would have loved and deserved the same treatment the gay ice hockey show is getting

the feminine urge to have a wife

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

sasheer zamata, lesbian icon that she is, made sure the agatha panel didn't conclude without getting nicholas scratch confirmed as death's gayby

I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

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