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It’s the way he has all the receipts for me

HOW????? HOW IS HE REAL?????? HOW ARE ALL HIS SHENANIGANS REAL????? AND HE HAS RECEIPTS!!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!!

There is no more powerful man this guy right here

gay vampire, call that a fruit bat

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

when i was a child i asked my grandad (who has a thick yorkshire accent) why he sometimes misses letters out of words and words out of sentences and he told me its because they had to ration letters during the war

Lesbians who still sleep with plushies are the backbone of society

when you take a good selfie

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

gravity was a big discovery i guess but nothing compares to realizing girls can kiss girls

hope y’all have a sexy 1846

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.