French Onion Soup

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

it should just straight up be illegal to put women or children in ai generators at this point its that serious to me

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now