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"Oh look. It’s that shaman! W-….aw crud. You’re not my shaman buddy. Dammit." Kazuo, the beta!Leon that had been running loose, sighed a bit as he noticed Yasuhiro wasn’t the shaman he was friends with back in the days.

Wait.. This guy looked familiar, yet too different to really be familiar. But wait, he was looking for a shaman, right? But it wasn't him? Huh.. While Hagakure could admit while he looked like Kuwata-chi, he definitely wasn't. "Sorry that ya got the wrong guy, dude. Maybe I can help ya find him or somethin'? I may not be the shaman you're lookin' for and you may not be the Allstar I know, but as long as you're not an alien or somethin' I'm cool with helpin' ya out."

"Though, before we do start can you give me your name and how your fortune telling will go down?" Being the man he is, he wanted a precise answer. Even if the Vices didn’t give him clear answers he would press them on until he got it polished down to the last word.

Well, this may be a bit confusing just to keep simple, but he'd try his best. "Well, it'll happen in this room and I'll probably have ya sit down with me and we'll take a look into the crystal ball, right? That's basically all that will happen, but I can't guarantee ya how long this will take.. A little meditation and focus might have to happen before I can give ya a real good reading, but I'm sure it won't take me all day. You look like a busy man who definitely doesn't have all day, after all."

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Hagakure, who do you “vege out” with?

Hagakureception.

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