Lily's Void

me practicing internet safety Hey who wants to know where i’m at in my menstrual cycle this month

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

Those poor OCs from high school will never see the light of day but they were going through it

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

just because I exist doesn’t mean I have to be like… ‘here’ u know?

Then where in Satan's buttcrack are you astral projecting yourself to?

OH MY GOSH what if Tumblr was an Academy, all the fandoms would have their own classes and the teachers were medieval executioners 

I wish to take the class about all the crazy kinks fandoms have come up with.

My first thought after seeing this was Pennywise's "You'll float too."

I was watching TV and there was a really weird noise coming from my fire escape so I go to check it out and Batwoman, a GCPD detective, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were all just crying and drinking wine on my fire escape. I asked them what's wrong and they just said "we're all just... So... GAY." They were all super drunk but I gave them my last bottles of wine anyway cause they're so perfect. #batmanpickupyourbatfam #gordonpickupyourdetective? #catwomanpickupyourfriends #theyreallsoprecious

God this is so me but I read about 20 before bed

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Lets go!

Pleaseeeeee

Every time I reblog these I find 30$-60$ in random places^ ^“

Wheeze sorry

Need this, so a im breaking a trend here. Sorry guys.

Why not :3

might as well give it a try?

lmao

this deadass worked foo